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Jul 22, 2011 19:37

Ugh! It's so fucking hot here, I'm about ready to just have a siesta every hour and sleep all day long if it weren't for the constant threat of being, oh I don't know, GETTING EATEN BY A FUCKIN COUGAR!? Chigii, this is bullshit. I'm going to go take a siesta.... any cute girls are welcome to join me, of course.

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crotchroses July 22 2011, 23:41:32 UTC
[OH HE HAD NO IDEA SOUTHERN ITALY WAS HERE TOO!]

Bonjour!~

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1/??? give him a moment notluigi July 22 2011, 23:50:15 UTC
Ciao-

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notluigi July 22 2011, 23:50:33 UTC
....

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3/4 notluigi July 22 2011, 23:51:16 UTC
F-f-f-f-france!?

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4/4 notluigi July 22 2011, 23:51:53 UTC
W-when did you get here!?

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crotchroses July 23 2011, 00:13:43 UTC
I arrived a few days ago. Is your brother here as well?

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notluigi July 23 2011, 01:09:02 UTC
No... it's just me. And stupid fuckasses.

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/uses the most terrifying icon for this tag crotchroses July 23 2011, 13:34:07 UTC
You will never find a willing woman if you continue speaking this way.

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/screamsss notluigi July 23 2011, 21:20:19 UTC
I don't talk to them that way! Only assholes like you, chigii.

Besides, I've find willing women back at home all the time!

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crotchroses July 23 2011, 21:41:48 UTC
[ohonhonhonhon] You do realize the entire network could hear that pleasant little message though, oui? Even the lovely ladies who are undoubtedly listening.

[/TROLLIN]

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notluigi July 23 2011, 21:44:37 UTC
... I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT YOU ASSHOLE!

What I meant was that, unlike your shit for brains face, I am a gentleman who treats all girls like they ought to be treated like. Beautiful, pure, goddesses!

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crotchroses July 23 2011, 22:32:02 UTC
[--OH WOW NOW YOU HAVE DONE IT. France is le insulted.]

I am the best of gentlemen! They should be treated gently, like the exquisite flowers they are. At least I might offer them more than heavy pasta and an excursion through Venise, the city of smell.

[wow france hypocrite okok]

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notluigi July 23 2011, 22:38:05 UTC
Bullshit! I do way more than that! I take them wherever they want to visit! I'll even take them shopping even though I'm broke!

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crotchroses July 23 2011, 22:48:13 UTC
That speaks of desperation, not of love. [Actually, he does the same thing......] What else?

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notluigi July 23 2011, 23:07:25 UTC
It is not desperation! And at least I'm not older than fuck and creepy like you! I bet girls would prefer me over you, old man!

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1/2 crotchroses July 23 2011, 23:08:38 UTC
[. . . !]

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