current sw timeline; written

[nomaladroit]

Does anyone have any notes for Elemental Magic I could borrow?

I got ink on mine. [e_______e Keri.]

Thank you.

Comments

[chairismine]

Donny, we should come to an arrangement. Like half the week Izzie wears clothes and the other half you just avoid the common room.

[nomaladroit]

You're... not even in our House. [The noble House of Ravenpuff!]

[chairismine]

And?

[nomaladroit]

Why would it matter if Izzie was in her underwear? If you aren't around.

[Thank Merlin this isn't voice, because there is no way in Hell he'd have been able to say that out loud.]

[chairismine]

I'm around every now and then. Interhouse unity and all that.

[nomaladroit]

Okay. I still don't think it's a good idea.

[chairismine]

Look. Donny. We're talking about the Rights of Man here. And the Rights of Woman too. This is important stuff here.

[nomaladroit]

The Rights are important, but I don't [Oh this is just the most awkward conversation he's ever had] know if it's a good idea when there's underwear involved.

[chairismine]

So Rights can be ignored if underwear is involved? That seems a bit shallow, doesn't it?

[nomaladroit]

Not ignored. It's just kind of a strange topic.

I believe in Rights, but I don't think walking around in your underwear is a good idea.

[chairismine]

You realise everyone's in underwear most of all the time?

[nomaladroit]

I meant without anything else. [-______- y so cruel?]

[chairismine]

Why's it different when it's just underwear? All the vitals are covered.

[nomaladroit]

But nothing else is.

[chairismine]

I guess belly buttons can be incredibly hot.

[nomaladroit]

I guess.