✖ thirty-third trauma//infestation - Video ✖

[notlikethemovie]

[Dear Jigoku, guess what you get today.

A shrill, piercing, loud enough to wake the dead in twenty different levels of Hell scream as Mika practically leaps out of her skin.]

GET THEM OFF ME!

[The screaming will continue until the flea situation improves. Mika does not want the flea bath or the alternative

Comments

[moarcrusadesplx]

Stop complaining so much.

[notlikethemovie]

I am not listening to you!

[moarcrusadesplx]

It's not that bad. They're keeping you from getting sick!

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[notlikethemovie]

Lies and blasphemy! [Shouts the girl who looks like she's close to erupting in boils.]

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[moarcrusadesplx]

It's true! I used to be a hospital, so I know these things!

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[notlikethemovie]

And exactly what year was it that you were a hospital?

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[moarcrusadesplx]

I was made in the Year of Our Lord, 1187!

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[notlikethemovie]

Yeah. I'm not trusting you for medical advice. Hospitals have improved over the last eight hundred years.

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[moarcrusadesplx]

What? Why?! I follow all of Galen's teachings! I'm the best!

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[notlikethemovie]

Because you're eight hundred years out of date.

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[moarcrusadesplx]

Hey, Galen is never out of date.

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[notlikethemovie]

After nearly a thousand years? I think I might have to disagree.

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[moarcrusadesplx]

That's why you're not a hospital.

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[notlikethemovie]

Yeah, and I think I'd rather stick to what I know. Since, you know, I can't be a hospital anyway, even if I did agree with Galen.

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[moarcrusadesplx]

Well, I'm a professional, so you don't have to worry.