Almost 27
So, I have butchered my LJ again, realizing how lame it is, and set it so only about 2 people can read the memoirs of a truly lame girl. Ugh... I mean re reading some of it i feel like... I'm just not a girl of any substance whatsoever.
From now on i promise not to be so lame. I also need to use cuts more. for sure.
Lately at work i've had the most embarrassing situation. I say that as if it just happens to me, but i guess it's my bad for not being more carefull....
I keep peeing on the seat in the bathroom! Sometimes not even on the seat, sometimes hell off on to the floor. I don't get it. It's like the whole toilet is so oddly shaped that i can't for the life of me sit back far enough on it to prevent the situation. In the process i end up splashing pee all over my thighs. I try and wipe it all off but it gets everywhere. So distressing and uncomfortable.
I'm sure somebody has noticed. It's a small department with few women. What distress for them, knowing there's a seat/floor peer amongst us!
In other news, much to my surprise, this week i've been back in contact with a long lost ex of 8ish years ago? It's been surprisingly nice reminiscing things. We parted ways well, for it was never a relationship of much substance. 3some potential exists, at least in my twisted fantasy. One of those things i'd be sad to die without having tried. So i'd go for it. Hmm... I haven't had sex in over a year.
So much to say, so tired and can't say it. UGh, i'll always be lame.
From now on i promise not to be so lame. I also need to use cuts more. for sure.
Lately at work i've had the most embarrassing situation. I say that as if it just happens to me, but i guess it's my bad for not being more carefull....
I keep peeing on the seat in the bathroom! Sometimes not even on the seat, sometimes hell off on to the floor. I don't get it. It's like the whole toilet is so oddly shaped that i can't for the life of me sit back far enough on it to prevent the situation. In the process i end up splashing pee all over my thighs. I try and wipe it all off but it gets everywhere. So distressing and uncomfortable.
I'm sure somebody has noticed. It's a small department with few women. What distress for them, knowing there's a seat/floor peer amongst us!
In other news, much to my surprise, this week i've been back in contact with a long lost ex of 8ish years ago? It's been surprisingly nice reminiscing things. We parted ways well, for it was never a relationship of much substance. 3some potential exists, at least in my twisted fantasy. One of those things i'd be sad to die without having tried. So i'd go for it. Hmm... I haven't had sex in over a year.
So much to say, so tired and can't say it. UGh, i'll always be lame.