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Locked to the greasy puerto rican nevermadestars July 15 2009, 00:53:51 UTC
NOT ONLY DID YOU LIE ABOUT BEING A LATINO, BUT YOU'RE A FUCKING TERRORIST!

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Locked to the dumbfuck Canadian notlewis July 15 2009, 00:55:27 UTC
... Excuse me?

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Locked to Mr. El Queda nevermadestars July 15 2009, 01:04:08 UTC
Ashley's Graham's kidnapping. That shit ring your taco bell?

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Locked to Tom Cruise notlewis July 15 2009, 01:12:13 UTC
What about Ashley Graham's kidnapping? I had nothing to do with it.

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Locked to Antonio Bandumbass nevermadestars July 15 2009, 01:16:36 UTC
BULLSHIT!

I know you were working for them.

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Locked to Captain PC notlewis July 15 2009, 01:18:52 UTC
So you heard about that, huh.

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Locked to the Enemy of the State nevermadestars July 15 2009, 01:23:34 UTC
Thought you could keep all your dirty little secrets?

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Locked to the Patriot notlewis July 15 2009, 01:25:36 UTC
It wasn't really a secret, amigo.

I don't deny what I did or try to pretend it wasn't wrong.

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Locked to the Evildoer nevermadestars July 15 2009, 01:29:03 UTC
Oh, so you fucking feel bad?

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Locked to Action Movie Hero Guy notlewis July 15 2009, 01:32:01 UTC
I indirectly murdered the entire population of my hometown, plus several thousand innocents a continent away. I don't exactly display the plaque above my fireplace.

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Locked to Short Lived Sub-Plot nevermadestars July 15 2009, 01:40:56 UTC
Jesus fuck!

No wonder Wesker has such a hard-on for you. You're his type of nerd.

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Locked to Sub Par Spinoff Game notlewis July 15 2009, 01:44:57 UTC
I'm not like him. I've got remorse.

You can think what you want. I never asked to be forgiven. All I want is a chance to fix things.

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Locked to Chest-Fucked by Saddler nevermadestars July 15 2009, 01:49:30 UTC
Shit. Then I guess for you, this may as well be Purgatory.

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Locked to Possible Zombie Helicopter Pilot Attack notlewis July 15 2009, 01:53:19 UTC
Well, I see you heard about that too.

Look, as far as I'm concerned I've only got one thing to do with all this borrowed time I've apparently earned. If I'm going back to hell, I'm going out having tried to make up for what I did.

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Locked... Just like Luis was in the closet nevermadestars July 15 2009, 02:06:49 UTC
I got good sources.

You try to fuck us over, I'll send you back to hell.

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Crap, I'm running out. Locked. notlewis July 15 2009, 03:03:40 UTC
You mean Leon, then?

Sounds fair to me. I'll try not to disappoint you.

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