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notlewis

#4

Jan 15, 2009 12:03

So what the hell is up with these crab bites, anyway?

I tell you, I'd hate to be the poor bastard with one of those nasty things on me.

Just out of curiosity, anybody have one?

very subtle luis, no mention of women for once, trolling for science

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porcelaindahlia January 15 2009, 19:35:17 UTC

I had a bite a little while ago... It went untreated for a month before someone finally answered my plea's and healed me.

It's a horrid situation to find yourself in.

notlewis January 15 2009, 19:38:57 UTC

"Healed" you. What do you mean by that, little lady?

porcelaindahlia January 15 2009, 19:40:51 UTC

There are a few people around that can... cure the bites... With magic. It's the only way to heal them.

notlewis January 15 2009, 19:41:49 UTC

............... magic.

O-kay. So would there be a non-Disney explanation for this, or shall I try to get in touch with my local fairy godmother to learn more?

porcelaindahlia January 15 2009, 19:49:31 UTC

I know it sounds crazy... And I didn't believe it at first either.

But after the girl healed the bite, I have no choice but to believe. Have you seen about half the population of the city?

notlewis January 15 2009, 19:52:26 UTC

I don't know, baby, I've been pretty distracted. Half the population of the city happens to be made up of beautiful women, yourself included, of course.

So a girl healed your bite. How?

porcelaindahlia January 15 2009, 19:56:35 UTC

You certainly know how to flatter a girl.

She had some sort of healing magic... A warm light came from her hands and she healed it. I'm not sure how to really explain it. If it wasn't magic that healed me, then I dare you to find another explanation.

notlewis January 15 2009, 19:57:48 UTC

I never like to say I didn't try.

So are you busy any night this week?

porcelaindahlia January 15 2009, 20:08:51 UTC

I haven't been busy in quite a while.

notlewis January 15 2009, 20:11:17 UTC

You don't say! Now that's a damn shame.

porcelaindahlia January 15 2009, 20:13:31 UTC

I don't think I'd lie about something like that. It is, indeed, a shame.

notlewis January 15 2009, 20:15:17 UTC

Maybe I can give you a hand with that, if you're so inclined for a little Spanish in your life.

So who's this magic girl that healed you?

porcelaindahlia January 15 2009, 20:20:49 UTC

I've never been with a Spaniard before~ Perhaps I'll think about it.

And I'm sorry, I promised her I wouldn't reveal her identity. She was very concerned about that.

notlewis January 15 2009, 20:22:20 UTC

You know, they say the French have a reputation for lovers but I've always thought a little spice was better when it comes to romance.

I see. Well, I was just curious, no big deal.

porcelaindahlia January 15 2009, 20:26:01 UTC

I have always thought the Spanish were better at romance... But perhaps it was my bias from watching all those movies, hm? I may need a little help in believing those movies aren't lying.

notlewis January 15 2009, 20:43:41 UTC

That I can do, mi bonita, that I can certainly do.

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