{002} missions

[notleprechaun]

All of Haven is on orange alert with the raid of E37.  No surprise, the citizens are terrified.  All the same, if I get one more petrified fairy begging me to do something, I'm just going to knock her out.  It's like they don't realize that we're doing everything we can, already.  A situation like this has to be handled delicately, especially when

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[data_stabber]

The Triad? Is it a certain item, miss?

[notleprechaun]

Close! It's a crime ring.

[data_stabber]

Oh, they are similar to the yakuza then! It is no wonder that you are having trouble with them. It is a goblin crime ring, correct?

[notleprechaun]

Yeah . . . usually they're not a problem, since goblins are only smart enough to perform the basic automatic functions, which is why we're looking into human involvement.

[data_stabber]

The goblin that is on the community must be from a different world than yours. He was quite intelligent....

Humans don't regularly deal with your affairs?

[notleprechaun]

A goblin? Here? Who?

No, they mess up everything they're involved in.

[data_stabber]

I didn't learn his name, but his Livejournal name is canhaswrenchpls.

Then you are not human.

[notleprechaun]

Thanks. I'll have to look into it.

I'll let you think what you want on that topic.

[data_stabber]

You are very welcome~!

You can not be human. Your extensive knowledge of goblins and fairies and references to them as "mudmen" aren't normally found in regular conversation.

[notleprechaun]

But! I could be from a different world where all of those things are perfectly normal.

[data_stabber]

You could! The only way to know for sure is ask other people from your world!