{002} missions

[notleprechaun]

All of Haven is on orange alert with the raid of E37.  No surprise, the citizens are terrified.  All the same, if I get one more petrified fairy begging me to do something, I'm just going to knock her out.  It's like they don't realize that we're doing everything we can, already.  A situation like this has to be handled delicately, especially when

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[timey_wimey]

Goblin troubles, then. Well, they might be thick, but there's no denying that they're annoying.

[notleprechaun]

Not Goblin troubles. Artemis Fowl. Goblins themselves aren't a threat, but when he's arming them with battery-charged softnose lasers, then things go wrong.

[timey_wimey]

What makes you so sure that it's Artemis? Other than, you know, the kidnapping and goldlust and all of those things.

[notleprechaun]

He's the only human to date--well, himself and his employees--to come in contact with the People and not be rewarded with a Mind Wipe. He's the only one that's won.

On top of that, goblins aren't smart enough to consider using batteries like mudman firearms' magazines. A mudman, on the other hand, would definitely come up with the idea. Artemis is the only one who has the means to come up with the idea and execute it.

[timey_wimey]

Hmm, you have a point. Well, I won't lie, you have several points, and good ones at that. Still, I expect we'll see for certain as this whole thing carries on.

[notleprechaun]

You're saying that we're wrong about Artemis.

[timey_wimey]

I won't say anything else.

[notleprechaun]

That's a yes, you know.