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kannnnnnnntor is leaving tonight and it's making me mad. fuckin kids who leave. DON'T GO! WE'LL EAT YOU UP, WE LOVE YOU SO! me and thaddeus cooked him his last meal in the valley... mashed potatoes flavored with avocado, vegan gravey, candied carrots, and fried tofu. it was delicious but the dinner conversation sucked because i've been stoned all day and, well, couldn't absorb anything anyone was saying. let alone hear it- by the end of the pre-dinner food fight my ears were stuffed with mashed potatoes (and i had a whole carrot coming out of my nose!) anyway, our conversation went like this:
K: I'm going to bonoru.
L: what? a barbecue?
K: No. I'm going to BONORU!
L: oh. let me get these taters out of my ears. *squeak squeak*
K: I'm working trash pick up. that means i get paid $10/h to groundscore drugs.
L: AHA trash pick up! that's perfect for someone from chaos!
K: yeah...
L: are you getting paid to do that?
K: yeah, $10/h. basically just to groundscore drugs for eight hours a day.
etc.
we all drove to williamsburg in kanor's eighties VW van to get my accordion and juggling clubs, so now we can have a circus riot in my house. it'll be great. watch out, chris, you're comin home to a mess.
i got two mosquito bites on my ass and one on my inner thigh. there's some mighty inappropriate itchin going on, but i refuse to do it privately! im off to a coffee shop now. wish me luck with the fuz.
K: I'm going to bonoru.
L: what? a barbecue?
K: No. I'm going to BONORU!
L: oh. let me get these taters out of my ears. *squeak squeak*
K: I'm working trash pick up. that means i get paid $10/h to groundscore drugs.
L: AHA trash pick up! that's perfect for someone from chaos!
K: yeah...
L: are you getting paid to do that?
K: yeah, $10/h. basically just to groundscore drugs for eight hours a day.
etc.
we all drove to williamsburg in kanor's eighties VW van to get my accordion and juggling clubs, so now we can have a circus riot in my house. it'll be great. watch out, chris, you're comin home to a mess.
i got two mosquito bites on my ass and one on my inner thigh. there's some mighty inappropriate itchin going on, but i refuse to do it privately! im off to a coffee shop now. wish me luck with the fuz.