subjects are soooooo passe.
you know that energizer commercial where they have the soccer field and all those people are taking pictures and the camera with the energizer e^2 or whatever keeps going because it's such a badass battery? what's the point of continuing to take pictures when you have seats as crappy as the owners of those superior batteries do? think about it people.
i think i'm in a funk.
everywhere around me i see kiddie porn rings, fat people frolicking, and a general lack of bamboozle-ry. it's just fucking wrong.
i also think i may have officially gone off the deep end. i avoid human contact whenever possible.. which is basically all the time.. i sit around and read in different areas of the house, think about people i might talk to if i were talking to people, watch t.v., or make lewd comments to the family unit in order to keep them from interacting with me. so far, the plan has been a complete and sickening success!
has anyone's laughter made you want to stab, stab, stab them repeatedly until they either get the picture and stop or die?
i don't think i ever had any imaginary friends. i remember i tried once, i came up with a name and everything and tried to picture him (he was a duck looking thing, as i recall.. not exactly a duck but.. not NOT a duck) but i just couldn't do it. i was so jealous of the other kids who did have imaginary friends because as insane as i was, i would never be as insane as them because I couldn't imagine my imaginary friend. that was a real sad time.
and with that said, i think it's time for my nightly meds.
i think i'm in a funk.
everywhere around me i see kiddie porn rings, fat people frolicking, and a general lack of bamboozle-ry. it's just fucking wrong.
i also think i may have officially gone off the deep end. i avoid human contact whenever possible.. which is basically all the time.. i sit around and read in different areas of the house, think about people i might talk to if i were talking to people, watch t.v., or make lewd comments to the family unit in order to keep them from interacting with me. so far, the plan has been a complete and sickening success!
has anyone's laughter made you want to stab, stab, stab them repeatedly until they either get the picture and stop or die?
i don't think i ever had any imaginary friends. i remember i tried once, i came up with a name and everything and tried to picture him (he was a duck looking thing, as i recall.. not exactly a duck but.. not NOT a duck) but i just couldn't do it. i was so jealous of the other kids who did have imaginary friends because as insane as i was, i would never be as insane as them because I couldn't imagine my imaginary friend. that was a real sad time.
and with that said, i think it's time for my nightly meds.