Voicemail.
Hey. This is Kyon. Leave a message after the tone and I will return your call. (sigh) Please specify if you happen to be involved with any paranormal activity such as time travel or dimensional sliding, or if you happen to be an alien, esper, computer lifeform, vampire, witch, or similar classification of bieng. I have no bias against any of these things, but I prefer to know when my life is about to increase in its quotient of irrationality, as though it were experiencing a singularity event or fractal paradigm shift. Forewarned is forearmed.
Beeep.
Beeep.