In Hiding

May 22, 2009 15:33

HOLY CRAP WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO KILL ME?!?  WHAT DID I DO???

I know it's a holiday weekend but it's not even 4:00 yet!  Isn't it a little early for all the aggressive driving??  You're supposed to let me get home first!

I have no idea how me and my poor car are still in one piece right now.  And they say women drivers are crazy?  Don't get between a redneck and his beer on a holiday weekend!
I'm going to sneak out early tomorrow morning and get my groceries while they're all still hung over, and then I am not going anywhere until Tuesday.  They're all crazy out there, I tell you!!

wtf, the world

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