May 22, 2009 15:33
HOLY CRAP WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO KILL ME?!? WHAT DID I DO???
I know it's a holiday weekend but it's not even 4:00 yet! Isn't it a little early for all the aggressive driving?? You're supposed to let me get home first!
I have no idea how me and my poor car are still in one piece right now. And they say women drivers are crazy? Don't get between a redneck and his beer on a holiday weekend!
I'm going to sneak out early tomorrow morning and get my groceries while they're all still hung over, and then I am not going anywhere until Tuesday. They're all crazy out there, I tell you!!
wtf,
the world