Name This Douchebag

[notjenschiz]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/jason.schissel/SNaGbe2hQdI/AAAAAAAABZA/q7DbJMRRHTU/s400/CIMG0688.JPG

Here's your first hint: this douchebag is so touchy about his (short) stature, that you cannot find his true height online.


http://lh6.ggpht.com/jason.schissel/SNaGX7YMdRI/AAAAAAAABY4/gmNKxhJUf4E/s400/CIMG0683.JPG

Second hint, it's not David Hasselhoff! (But I think it looks like him)