Thirty-One Lullabies

[notinthegame]

(Voice + Video = lulz)

WHO THE FUCK SPRINKLED PIXIE DUST ON ME!?

[The video feed comes on and he's pointing it at the floor of his cell... which is below him. Not like... standing on below, but like 'I'm in the fuckin' air' below.]

I ain't fuckin' Peter Pan you assholes! Whoever did this it ain't amusin'!

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[soul_similar]

[Oh, but she is! Lilith is pretty much laughing her head off right now.]

[notinthegame]

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Real funny.

[Grumbles and cusses under his breath.]

[soul_similar]

[Aww. But who could resist?]

You don't think so? I thought humans like you would have always wanted to fly!

[notinthegame]

Not when I'm fuckin' stuck in this tiny ass cell.

[No one can resist picking on him. It's too easy right now.]

[soul_similar]

Oh. ...Then why are you flying? Wouldn't you bump your head that way?

[notinthegame]

That's what I'd like to fuckin' know!!

If those Scientist fuckers brought Tinker Bell here I'm gonna strangle them when I get a chance!

[soul_similar]

You don't know why you're flying? That's weird...

...Who is that?

[notinthegame]

It sounds like half the fuckin' town don't either. This is some bullshit with the damn chips I bet!

They might as well make me sprout fairy wings if they're gonna pull this bullshit!

Let's just say you're lucky you don't know about Disney movies. Worst damn thing to ever come into existence.

[soul_similar]

Oh! That's true, huh? [Giggle]

That sounds like it would be kind of cute. ♥

Huh. If you say so...

[notinthegame]

I ain't fuckin' cute and I'd rather not have somethin' on me that would make me!

Just trust me, babe.

[soul_similar]

Really? Hmmm~ But maybe it doesn't matter.
I think you're cute enough already.

Okey dokey!