Twenty-Seven Lullabies

[notinthegame]

So is that how it fuckin' works around here huh? It's all hunky dory if you make nice with the people you fuck up? WELL SHIT. If I'd known that shit months ago!

HEY ANEMONE!

Sorry 'bout blowin' your brains all over my floor and wall way back. I was just the worst guy ever to do such a thing! Let's let bygones be bygones!

Wanna be my buddy? We can

Comments

[prodigal_axe]

... That's right, you've been in there longer...

Tch. Got some cigarettes myself.

[notinthegame]

We can kill ourselves slowly together. How fuckin' sweet.

[prodigal_axe]

Breakin' my heart over here.

This city ain't the place for a long life, in the first place.

[notinthegame]

Heh, should I get the tissues out?

Fuck no. Then again, who can say if you're life'll be long anyway. Shit I've died how many times now? Good thing we have fuckin' fifty lives or somethin'.

Haha, good thing I collected all those phoenix downs or fuckin' had a uh... you know one of those stupid items on that bring you back to life instantly? Like in a video game! That's what this damn place is like.

[prodigal_axe]

Gotta stop the tears somehow.

That's... three times, right? Who even knows how long they'll keep bringing us back.

I can't even picture you in a video game.

I SEE WHUT YOU DID THAR WITH THAT COMMENT

[notinthegame]

That's what shirtsleeves are for. Or the back of someone's shirt. Some shit like that.

Heh, four if you can't before I got here. Let's see, I've got five more lives. Nine lives right? [Thinks he's a cat apparently.]

WHAT? I'd be a fuckin' amazin' character!!

rofl

[prodigal_axe]

Yeah, but that ain't dramatic enough.

Nine down from fifty? Tch. You'll be lucky if you get one more outta those bastards.

You'd be some kinda side villain or something.