Twenty-Four Lullabies

[notinthegame]

[The device clicks on and crackles, and there is a loud sigh.]I must be outta my damn mind to miss all the fuckin' bullshit you bastard cry about on this damn thing

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[prodigal_axe]

... so they gave it back.

You gotta mess with her, asshole?

[notinthegame]

But if I'm a naughty boy they'll take it away again!

Better be a good fuckin' boy then, heh.

I was bein' nice, don't know what you're talkin' about.

[prodigal_axe]

You'll have that shit for an hour. Tch.

...yeah. Right.

[notinthegame]

I just wanted to hear all your beautiful voices again. Really.

Not fuckin' lyin' at all.

Shit I listened to this thing for five minutes before talkin' to you and I was already annoyed. At least I ain't the only one offin' people. Though why the fuck am I the only bastard here if that shits going on!?

[prodigal_axe]

Sure. You're just a nice guy like that.

Not everyone just sits around admitting shit and wanting to get caught, ass. This guy's a little smarter than you are.

[notinthegame]

Nicest fuckin' guy you'll ever know!

It felt like a good idea at the time, besides I got to fuck a cop up. That was fun.

[prodigal_axe]

I heard about that stupid shit you did in your cell. What the hell was that?

...is it fun just sitting on your ass in jail?

[notinthegame]

All I knew was that you died you ended up in that shitty hospital. So I thought it'd get me outta this cell. How the fuck was I suppose to know the bastard Scientists would send me right back to the cell!?

Fuckers.

Oh tons. I'm havin' a real damn blasty blast.

[prodigal_axe]

You weren't even the first person to try that.

Tch. Well I sure am too. So you just go back to having fun, or whatever.

[notinthegame]

... how the fuck was I suppose to know that shit!?

I'll get right on that.