Twenty-Four Lullabies

[notinthegame]

[The device clicks on and crackles, and there is a loud sigh.]I must be outta my damn mind to miss all the fuckin' bullshit you bastard cry about on this damn thing

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[pilot_princess]

Y-you--

2/2

[pilot_princess]

Yeah, it was great, no thanks to you, though.

[notinthegame]

Never said I was nice.

You should know that.

[pilot_princess]

Yeah, I got that. You didn't have to shoot me to prove it.

[notinthegame]

I've had a lot of time to think about what I did, princess... I feel real damn guilty about it.

[pilot_princess]

...really?

[notinthegame]

[Insert lots of laughing and maybe he's crying from laughing so much.]

FUCK NO!

Shit that was good! You actually fuckin' believed me? Oh man... that's fuckin' rich.

So anyone eat that damn pig dog of yours yet?

[pilot_princess]

..NOBODY'S TOUCHING GULLIVER!

[notinthegame]

Well shit, don't get your panties in a fuckin' knot.

I ain't gonna touch him. Unless he wanders into the jail and into me fuckin' cell. Then he's free game and my dinner.

[pilot_princess]

You're not touching my dog.

[notinthegame]

Mmm... pig dog, yum yum nom nom.

[Insert some lip smacking.]

[pilot_princess]

Touch him and you die.

[notinthegame]

I'm gonna reach my hand through the fuckin' comm and pull him into my cell.

Just you watch me.

[pilot_princess]

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!

[notinthegame]

Oh man, then you can be my other new cellmate! This is gettin' good!

[pilot_princess]

[FUUUUME.]

I won't get caught.