Random Third Person Post of Crack Narration
Today is Mary's birthday, but you knew that. At least, you should hope you knew it. Mary is calmly sitting on a plush couch in one of the mansion's corners. She is knitting, using the only present she has so far received. The yarn is dark blue and the product nearly shapeless, but don't tell her that.
As you may or may not have known, Mary spent several hours today nearly forty years younger, talking to a similarly younger Nerdanel. Mary is a bit on the confused side, and would rather like to talk to Ti. However, being herself, she isn't going to actually request that. She'll just sit here, knitting, and being vaguely confused, until someone else comes around with birthday wishes.
As you may or may not have known, Mary spent several hours today nearly forty years younger, talking to a similarly younger Nerdanel. Mary is a bit on the confused side, and would rather like to talk to Ti. However, being herself, she isn't going to actually request that. She'll just sit here, knitting, and being vaguely confused, until someone else comes around with birthday wishes.