THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, NICK!

[nothingsmells]

I knew this was going to happen! I knew it as soon as I heard you got your badge taken away! They went through all your old files and saw me and then investigated everything I ever did, I know it!

Now they know I have the Steel Samurai costume from the stage show, which is apparently a technical illegality! I'm done for, but this time it isn't my

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[knights_edge]

I come back to this.

Larry, running from the authorities will only serve to make things worse. Take my word on it. Turn yourself in.

[nothingsmells]

Edgey, I think you kind of lack the proper perspective here.

What's better, me going to jail for a little while, or me not going to jail at all?

Exactly.

[knights_edge]

What's worse, you going to jail for a little while, or you getting a few more charges stacked onto your current pile and going to jail for a longer amount of time?

[nothingsmells]

Wait, what?

((*stalls you at the computer until the police get there*))

[der_gewinner]

I was just staying in the Doubletree Inn outside of town, where they were hosting a SamuraiCon concurrent with my attorney's conference. Zehr cool.

Do you have pictures of yourself in the costume?

[nothingsmells]

I'm actually wearing it right now!

[der_gewinner]

Very cool. Do you have a webcam on that computer, Herr Schatzkopf?

[nothingsmells]

Nope. Not that it would matter anyway. I need to get back to my running!

[duck_gimshoe]

Hey! Ms. Andrews was looking for that thing!

Put your hands up in the air and get down on your knees 'til we come find you, pal!

[nothingsmells]

You'll never catch me, copper!

[duck_gimshoe]

We know where you live, pal!

[nothingsmells]

Shows what you know! I'm technically homeless!

And I just got told the location of a super great hideout you'll never find so I'm headed over there right now!

[wrightaway]

Larry what are you talking about!? You STOLE the Steel Samurai costume? What were you thinking!?

I don't know where you are right now but you'd better take it back and hope they don't press charges!

[nothingsmells]

I didn't steal it! I just walked out without taking it off! Totally different!

Somehow I thought you'd suggest that, traitor!

[wrightaway]

If it was just a mistake why are you running from the police? Don't you even try to say it's somehow my fault!

[w8d]

Ahahaha!

Say, I've got a mighty fine hideout you can use, if you're game!

[nothingsmells]

What! Really?

Where is it!?

[w8d]

2111 East 1st Street. But keep it a secret! You might want to click that screeny post feature here.

((this thread is now screened))

[nothingsmells]

Thanks, mister! I'm headed over there right now!