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[nothingsmells]

It turns out getting shot really hurts! But if you're shot in the right place, it probably won't kill you

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[capslockchords]

Why would you ever put something like that on your list?

That uh... sounds pretty horrible, to be honest.

[nothingsmells]

It's a lot funnier in retrospect than it was at the time!

Besides, now I've got a really cool scar.

[capslockchords]

I guess that's cool if you're... into that sort of thing?

[nothingsmells]

Man, I don't care, but chicks dig scars!

[capslockchords]

... They do?

[nothingsmells]

Of course they do! If you ever need lady advice, you com to me, Larry Butz! I'd dated dozens of women!

[capslockchords]

W-Wow. Dozens? Seriously?

I'll uh, remember that, I guess. Thanks.