Avoiding my paper... do you see a pattern here?
I CAN'T STOP LYING AHHHHH
Part 1: The Birth of You
Were you a planned baby?: Jesus planned me!!! And his purpose for me is to become the most Exalted Supreme Leader-For-Life of the great nation of Korea!!!
Were you the first?: YES. FOR YOUR MOM. AND YOUR DAD!!!... AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!!
Who was present at your birth?: Optimus Prime. He gave me robot powers so that one day I too can unfold into the giant robot, BIRDHEAD!
Were your parents married when you were born?: Back then asians weren't allowed to get married. BUT NOW THEY GOT THE GAYS TO PICK ON MUAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
What is your birthdate?: 6/9/69
Part 2: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend?: I have a monthly competition where all the candidates must brave the swampy alligator infested jungles of the amazon and the snowy peaks of mount everest while eating baby diarrhea to win the spot of my numero uno amante!
What do you like to do when you are together?: SEX. and taking over the world. both surprisingly are equivalent when you LOVE the other person.
Do you share the same interests?: ... like sex and taking over the world?
Which friend can you tell anything to?: Kim Jong Il.
Part 3: Your Personality
How high/low is your self esteem?: My penis is 6 feet and a half inch long!!
Do you get depressed about things easily?: Only when they scream lies at you about love and happiness and CALORIES FLYING INTO THE AIR
Are you an extrovert (outgoing) or an introvert (reserved)?: VOYEURS DON'T INTERACT WITH PEOPLE!!!! It's in the handbook.
Are you happy?: My vagina is crying!!
Do you live life to the fullest?: PILOTS AREE THE SHIZZZNITS of the douche bag community!!
Part 4: Appearance
Are you comfortable with the way you look?: My underwears are schoopaa schweaty!!!
Describe your hair?: SEVEN DAYS!!!
How do you dress?: FLOWINGLY
Part 5: The Past
Were you a strange child?: Bitches cream at the sight of me!
What did you used to love that you no longer do?: Bear Porn. ...it's for the better.
Do you have the same friends?: NO they sucked... now I have friends that suck good!
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing?: My dad never molested me!! WHY DADDY WHY!
Part 6: The Future
What is your ambition?: kill my father and therefore inherit his powers and become god of mt. Olympus !!!!!!!
Are you scared of growing old?: I'd have the best pink wallpaper with tacky floral designs and 23 cats all with the same amount of sanity that I will have at that point with the millions of pills in the cabinets where the traffic cone used to be!
Do you want to get married?: APOLLO ANTON OHNO!
Part 7: The Outdoors
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?: INSIDE IS WHERE ALL THE GHOSTS ARE!! In other words... FUCK THAT SHIT!
Favorite Season?: This is the dawning of the SEA OTTER!
Do you like walking in the rain?: It always looks so romantic in the moviessss... too bad it never happens with the right people so I just sprint to the car.
Part 8: Food
Are you a vegetarian?: I HATE PLANTS! RAWRRRRR MURDEROUS RAMPAGE!!
What is your favorite food?: cumquats and squirting cucumbers TO THE MAX!
What food makes you want to gag?: Your mother's bloody tampon
What is your favorite dessert?: Your mother's bloody tampon
What is your favorite restaurant?: TITTY TWISTER!! WoooOOooOooooo
Are you a fussy eater?: JEN DON'T LIKE KANGAROO BALLS RAWRRRR
Part 9: Relationships and Love
Are you single or taken?: NOOOOO YOUUUUUU'RE TAKING IT!
If taken who is the lucky guy/girl?: my lovely transexual whore!
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?: it deserves a nobel prize for the most comfortable feeling.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: It worked for King Kong dude.
Part 10: Experiences
What was one of your greatest experiences?: getting it in on the first try yehyeh GO ME!! MY AIM IS GODLIKE!
What was one of the worst?: failing to get it in the next 387 times.... all on the same night
Have you ever done drugs?: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
Have you ever thought you were going to die?: THE GREAT JEN SHALL NEVER DIE AS LONG AS THE GREAT NATION OF CHINA IS STILL OVERPOPULATED!!
Part 1: The Birth of You
Were you a planned baby?: Jesus planned me!!! And his purpose for me is to become the most Exalted Supreme Leader-For-Life of the great nation of Korea!!!
Were you the first?: YES. FOR YOUR MOM. AND YOUR DAD!!!... AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!!
Who was present at your birth?: Optimus Prime. He gave me robot powers so that one day I too can unfold into the giant robot, BIRDHEAD!
Were your parents married when you were born?: Back then asians weren't allowed to get married. BUT NOW THEY GOT THE GAYS TO PICK ON MUAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
What is your birthdate?: 6/9/69
Part 2: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend?: I have a monthly competition where all the candidates must brave the swampy alligator infested jungles of the amazon and the snowy peaks of mount everest while eating baby diarrhea to win the spot of my numero uno amante!
What do you like to do when you are together?: SEX. and taking over the world. both surprisingly are equivalent when you LOVE the other person.
Do you share the same interests?: ... like sex and taking over the world?
Which friend can you tell anything to?: Kim Jong Il.
Part 3: Your Personality
How high/low is your self esteem?: My penis is 6 feet and a half inch long!!
Do you get depressed about things easily?: Only when they scream lies at you about love and happiness and CALORIES FLYING INTO THE AIR
Are you an extrovert (outgoing) or an introvert (reserved)?: VOYEURS DON'T INTERACT WITH PEOPLE!!!! It's in the handbook.
Are you happy?: My vagina is crying!!
Do you live life to the fullest?: PILOTS AREE THE SHIZZZNITS of the douche bag community!!
Part 4: Appearance
Are you comfortable with the way you look?: My underwears are schoopaa schweaty!!!
Describe your hair?: SEVEN DAYS!!!
How do you dress?: FLOWINGLY
Part 5: The Past
Were you a strange child?: Bitches cream at the sight of me!
What did you used to love that you no longer do?: Bear Porn. ...it's for the better.
Do you have the same friends?: NO they sucked... now I have friends that suck good!
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing?: My dad never molested me!! WHY DADDY WHY!
Part 6: The Future
What is your ambition?: kill my father and therefore inherit his powers and become god of mt. Olympus !!!!!!!
Are you scared of growing old?: I'd have the best pink wallpaper with tacky floral designs and 23 cats all with the same amount of sanity that I will have at that point with the millions of pills in the cabinets where the traffic cone used to be!
Do you want to get married?: APOLLO ANTON OHNO!
Part 7: The Outdoors
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?: INSIDE IS WHERE ALL THE GHOSTS ARE!! In other words... FUCK THAT SHIT!
Favorite Season?: This is the dawning of the SEA OTTER!
Do you like walking in the rain?: It always looks so romantic in the moviessss... too bad it never happens with the right people so I just sprint to the car.
Part 8: Food
Are you a vegetarian?: I HATE PLANTS! RAWRRRRR MURDEROUS RAMPAGE!!
What is your favorite food?: cumquats and squirting cucumbers TO THE MAX!
What food makes you want to gag?: Your mother's bloody tampon
What is your favorite dessert?: Your mother's bloody tampon
What is your favorite restaurant?: TITTY TWISTER!! WoooOOooOooooo
Are you a fussy eater?: JEN DON'T LIKE KANGAROO BALLS RAWRRRR
Part 9: Relationships and Love
Are you single or taken?: NOOOOO YOUUUUUU'RE TAKING IT!
If taken who is the lucky guy/girl?: my lovely transexual whore!
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?: it deserves a nobel prize for the most comfortable feeling.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: It worked for King Kong dude.
Part 10: Experiences
What was one of your greatest experiences?: getting it in on the first try yehyeh GO ME!! MY AIM IS GODLIKE!
What was one of the worst?: failing to get it in the next 387 times.... all on the same night
Have you ever done drugs?: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
Have you ever thought you were going to die?: THE GREAT JEN SHALL NEVER DIE AS LONG AS THE GREAT NATION OF CHINA IS STILL OVERPOPULATED!!