Plan Bullshit

Dec 08, 2011 14:11

OK so let me get this straight:

“Obama says as a father of two daughters, the government should ‘apply some common sense’ to rules when it comes to over-the-counter medication.”

Therefore, the government needs to require all women to ask a pharmacist and show ID before they're allowed to purchase a single, extremely safe, ~$50 pill which delays ovulation.

Because we wouldn't want any 10-year-olds going to a pharmacy and accidentally buying this single, extremely safe pill instead of bubble gum (candy aisle? family planning aisle? same diff!), taking it and, horror of horrors, avoiding a pregnancy.

However, we're not worried at all about 10-year-old girls buying a giant sized bottle of Tylenol and eating them all, because clearly 10-year-olds aren't that stupid. Tylenol NEEDS to be on the shelf! It's for HEADACHES!!!

Common sense?


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