I wish I could slap the shit out of you over this medium.
the number one rule of jedi, come on tits! you're not in love, you just got a taste of your own medicine. notice how both of my friends that you totally blew off after hooking up with is still pining after you? yeah, it's called being a dude and you are the closest thing to one with boobs and a vagina that I have ever seen.
you do have an off button, and I know where it is and how to flip it.
also, you need to learn how to return a brotha's phone call lady.
you drank for some whack ass dirt party but you won't drink at the fuckin' sick ass throwdown that my party's gonna be? come on. I fixed the diving board and everything and we're even having a stripper pole put in the rec room... yea that's what I thought.
for the record, the word vagina only makes me uncomfortable when you say it. I called your office and left a really funny message with your receptionist chick. I hope you "get it". something something jihad. oh and um... about the party... yeah, I'll call you tonight and we'll talk. and as far as those boys pining after me, ppppssssssshhhhhhh. I don't call trying to drunkenly hook-up whenever I'm around pining. although it is very romantic. flip it then!!!!!
I think that bar should pay you as their spokesperson. I've been in some dives but that might have been a new level of white trash. but as always, I'd do just about anything for a chance at a night of tatiana time. now with bourbon! by the way your friend was hot, bring her with when you come down. bada Bing! Happy Resurrection Day!! Send my xxoo to the fams.
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I miss you greena! let's play this weekend yeah?
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the number one rule of jedi, come on tits! you're not in love, you just got a taste of your own medicine. notice how both of my friends that you totally blew off after hooking up with is still pining after you? yeah, it's called being a dude and you are the closest thing to one with boobs and a vagina that I have ever seen.
you do have an off button, and I know where it is and how to flip it.
also, you need to learn how to return a brotha's phone call lady.
you drank for some whack ass dirt party but you won't drink at the fuckin' sick ass throwdown that my party's gonna be? come on. I fixed the diving board and everything and we're even having a stripper pole put in the rec room... yea that's what I thought.
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I called your office and left a really funny message with your receptionist chick. I hope you "get it". something something jihad.
oh and um... about the party... yeah, I'll call you tonight and we'll talk.
and as far as those boys pining after me, ppppssssssshhhhhhh. I don't call trying to drunkenly hook-up whenever I'm around pining. although it is very romantic.
flip it then!!!!!
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but as always, I'd do just about anything for a chance at a night of tatiana time. now with bourbon!
by the way your friend was hot, bring her with when you come down. bada Bing!
Happy Resurrection Day!! Send my xxoo to the fams.
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