"Double or nothing...just because I love beating you."
"I'm not a bad person. Really, I'm not. I'm just terrible in large social situations filled with boredom and free drinks. Can you really blame me? If it is a crime to be a free spirit, than color me guilty, for no man can tame me, and these colors don't run. Go Pistons!"
Ryan, Carrie and I got hammered after work and I may have said something off colored to several people tonight.
then I ate vegan nachos at Sheb's and saw an old hippie's cock in a really uncalled for calender... full of other old naked hippies.
"Dude, your pimp is so cool."
"Pairin' coke with jack
pickin' up where you lack
droppin' rhymes like an axe
I'm sick of being told to relax
turn around bitch, it's time to cover up your tracks
Never question where it comes from
only where it's goin'
now that I've gone a little numb
I can feel my roll slowin'"
Hopefully Detroit brings it tonight and I can roll around obnoxiously in Ryan's money to "C.R.E.A.M" by Wu-Tang... OOHH YYEEAHH!
Ryan, Carrie and I got hammered after work and I may have said something off colored to several people tonight.
then I ate vegan nachos at Sheb's and saw an old hippie's cock in a really uncalled for calender... full of other old naked hippies.
"Dude, your pimp is so cool."
"Pairin' coke with jack
pickin' up where you lack
droppin' rhymes like an axe
I'm sick of being told to relax
turn around bitch, it's time to cover up your tracks
Never question where it comes from
only where it's goin'
now that I've gone a little numb
I can feel my roll slowin'"
Hopefully Detroit brings it tonight and I can roll around obnoxiously in Ryan's money to "C.R.E.A.M" by Wu-Tang... OOHH YYEEAHH!