What's your sign? I'm not hitting on you, trust me."-my fancy new gay friend
"He reminds me of this guy Craig."-me *laughter* ::I turn and run::
Steak has an ulcer and I told her I'd quit drinking with her after next weekend.. then again I say alot of things
"I didn't want to sleep with her because she's your friend, and I knew I'd NEVER want to see her again."-B
Looking forward to an intense game of W.I.W.M. tonight at Matt's birthday party
our costumes are so fuckin' cute
and Tuna is even dressing up
"No one can steal your soul, you have to surrender it man."-T
PERFECT
"Oh I see what she's doing, she needed a friend that is even less cute than she is.That's smart."-D
Jealous husbands calling my boyfriend is alot funnier than I would have thought
I bought a pinata for the first time yesterday, I was told I am a woman now. Feels good.
Steak has an ulcer and I told her I'd quit drinking with her after next weekend.. then again I say alot of things
"I didn't want to sleep with her because she's your friend, and I knew I'd NEVER want to see her again."-B
Looking forward to an intense game of W.I.W.M. tonight at Matt's birthday party
our costumes are so fuckin' cute
and Tuna is even dressing up
"No one can steal your soul, you have to surrender it man."-T
PERFECT
"Oh I see what she's doing, she needed a friend that is even less cute than she is.That's smart."-D
Jealous husbands calling my boyfriend is alot funnier than I would have thought
I bought a pinata for the first time yesterday, I was told I am a woman now. Feels good.