"As a car washing professional, my favorite words are "there's puke in the car"."-poor guy
I have straight hair, two suite passes to tennis today and last night I saw hot ass Andy Roddick drunk...
We took the girls to the Yardhouse last night and, shocking, they were a bit of a scene. Chelsea is anorexic, both Lyndsey's pulled their boobs out and some tennis guy said he could totally call that Dallas and I were sisters.....rriiiiggghhht.
I have to go help clean up puke now, and it's not even mine, the pinnacle of true friendship
I switched it up a bit last night and didn't drink.. quite a different experience having everyone else hammered and me dead sober. It made Lyndsey really uncomfortable and 2 bartenders asked me if I was okay. Nice...
Vulgare amici nomen, sed rara est fides
We took the girls to the Yardhouse last night and, shocking, they were a bit of a scene. Chelsea is anorexic, both Lyndsey's pulled their boobs out and some tennis guy said he could totally call that Dallas and I were sisters.....rriiiiggghhht.
I have to go help clean up puke now, and it's not even mine, the pinnacle of true friendship
I switched it up a bit last night and didn't drink.. quite a different experience having everyone else hammered and me dead sober. It made Lyndsey really uncomfortable and 2 bartenders asked me if I was okay. Nice...
Vulgare amici nomen, sed rara est fides