"Dude, I totally did not see that coming."-me walking away from car accident

[nothingitsfine]

So, for future reference, getting really drunk at a strip club with your bosses and then getting into the kind of car accident that god did not intend you to walk away from, not a good idea.

Also, people should know by now not to start a fight with me in a bar, it's like starting a fight with a shark in the ocean.. oh, and you don't know how to swim.

I got the most awesome garden Gnome from Ryder. I love him. His name is going to be Darby and I plan on kissing it nightly for good luck. <3

I drank Abacus tonight and it was spectacular...