"I don't need to win the game to totally immasculate you."
So our plans to see Oceans 12 last night, unfortunately, fell through. We lost track of time at the Yardhouse pre-drinking. Shocking I know. It was nice to see Mikey and Brian though, they are even more entertaining then a movie. And Pompadour Ass' hair is more impressive than George Clooney's. They are always good for a funny conversation, which is a rare quality <3 I extended the invite for my birthday in Vegas, we'll see if they can hang or not.
I think that about one of the sweetest thing's you can do for someone you love is to call them to tell them their song is on.I'm such a sucker for it.
I love Adam. I hope his trip is safe
Your Stripper Name is Skylar Jade!
You're an experienced stripper at a typical club, with the stage name to prove it.
You haven't yet made it to the top end clubs in the big city...
But you certainly don't have to wipe down the mirror after you dance!
You're seasoned at pole tricks and could win a gold medal - if pole dancing were an Olympic sport.
You love doing private dances for customers - as long as there's no touching and big tipping!
You've got the future of a $2000 a night feature dancer, Jenna Jameson style!
What's *Your* Stripper Name?
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So if this whole "career" thing doesn't work out it's good to know I'd be ballin' as a pole dancer... riighht.
I got my ass handed to me in Mario Kart tonight and I am really bitter about it.. fuckwhorecuntbastardshitcock
I think that about one of the sweetest thing's you can do for someone you love is to call them to tell them their song is on.I'm such a sucker for it.
I love Adam. I hope his trip is safe
Your Stripper Name is Skylar Jade!
You're an experienced stripper at a typical club, with the stage name to prove it.
You haven't yet made it to the top end clubs in the big city...
But you certainly don't have to wipe down the mirror after you dance!
You're seasoned at pole tricks and could win a gold medal - if pole dancing were an Olympic sport.
You love doing private dances for customers - as long as there's no touching and big tipping!
You've got the future of a $2000 a night feature dancer, Jenna Jameson style!
What's *Your* Stripper Name?
More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
So if this whole "career" thing doesn't work out it's good to know I'd be ballin' as a pole dancer... riighht.
I got my ass handed to me in Mario Kart tonight and I am really bitter about it.. fuckwhorecuntbastardshitcock