Apr 01, 2005 16:35
i haven't posted in forever.
but it's not my effing fault.
i've been busy with work and..my new plans for some...thing.
i don't even have anything to write about. livejournal seems silly to me because nobody ever really writes real "journal" stuff in it. they write things that they know other people will see. things like what they've been buying with all their money or why they're so cool because of all the cool things they do. it's basically just a big advertisement for people to use for themselves. mostly. so it's not really livejournal. it should be called fake-not-really-a-journal. or something. because nobody would ever write some of the things that they usually write in a journal on here.
work is so lame. my managers are so anal about everything. i am beginning to hate it and i have only worked there for two months. jesussssssss today one of the managers told me that i couldn't have a life saver in my mouth because i might choke and it would be the company's fault. he really made me spit it out. how effing pathetic and lame. i want to blow it up. ooh ooh but mary and daniel and matt came to see me today. well..they didn't really come to see me. they just came to give me my money back and ... mock me for not being able to go out with them. DANG i really wanted to go
although.....i do have a funny work story from today. some man came in and started wondering around all spaced out looking so i asked him if i could help him with anything.he looked at me and said no uh...well yes. where are the pain relievers and the lifesavers please. so i showed him. then the same effing guy wondered back up ten minutes later all smiling and he had TEN bottles of nesquick chocolate milk with him. he said the dentist said to drink lots of dairy because he just had four teeth pulled. which i guess explained the weird doped-up acting-ness that he had but i thought it was it after that. he then proceeded to ask me if i knew any good april fool's jokes. i said "no i don't have time for that. i need to get back to work." obviously he thought that meant "yes, come share your lousy stories and jokes with me you fifty year old man because i want you bad." he told me all about how he had told some lady he hit her car in the parking lot for a joke and almost believed him but then just walked away. jesus CHRIST where is the pedofile police when you need them.
anyone who knows where i can find a better job that's less lame than this, let me know. i'll give you fifty cents and an orange tootsie pop.
i bet i'm completely failing physics and calculus. i haven't even checked my grades in forever. and i haven't done classwork or homework in a good month or two. computer too. the colleges that accepted me are going to be calling me back soon to regretfully inform me that i am no longer invited to attend classes.
by the way. tomorrow i am working from 2-9. come beat it with me at work it would be so much fun.
alright i did the 3 question thingie so you're allowed to ask me any 3 questions you want in the world but you have to do it on your journal too. go ahead. ask me. make my day.