Jun 12, 2009 12:20
rory sean +i are drivin around. i look out the back window of the car and see a dumb cop aiming his gun into the laurelhurst pond. we're thinking he's just goin gun fishin on his break, but he shoots and suddenly tons of bubbles come up. a big man's head surfaces and bobs up and down. he begins to run out of the pond while the cop scrambles to chase him. he gets in our car. we buy him beer, i text the cop and say he's not goin back to jail. hes just some harmless drunk.
then all this shit happens and it turns out he;s actually a douche and an off duty cop in sellwood catches us trying to make it to westmoreland. then something happens with his boss trying to find him and flying with a large headed cartoon man blah blah what!!!!
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