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Times I've been assured Gary Barlow is incomprehensibly erotic: 100,000.
Times I've found Gary Barlow erotic: 0.
Statistics.
Fashion week is more or less over apart from the slew of orders that will inevitably follow the show, so at some point this week I may have the opportunity to show Valentine all the things I can do that Gary Barlow can't. Failing that, I'll be practicing excuses to avoid graduation parties because October 20 fast approaches. Mari has already made noises about finding a suitable house to have a Faculty dinner. Don't think I don't know she means mine.
Times I've found Gary Barlow erotic: 0.
Statistics.
Fashion week is more or less over apart from the slew of orders that will inevitably follow the show, so at some point this week I may have the opportunity to show Valentine all the things I can do that Gary Barlow can't. Failing that, I'll be practicing excuses to avoid graduation parties because October 20 fast approaches. Mari has already made noises about finding a suitable house to have a Faculty dinner. Don't think I don't know she means mine.