I need a haircut.

Mar 02, 2006 02:51

My internal organs do not like to cooperate with eachother.
There is dizziness envolved.
I am not talking about the physical sense.
I feel...feelings...then I don't know what to do after that.
But that's all mumbojumbo confusion.
Confusion is something I'm used to.

I am your friend.
I want to be your friend.
ALL THE TIME.
Not just when you are single.

I can do more than one thing at a time.
But I cannot do 20 things at a time.
That is why I have decided to become a wizard.
*POOF* it's done.
Oh, Harry Potter.
But thanks for the compliment anyway?

"This old man dropped a poop."
"Dropped a poop? Is that what you are saying, or are you just Asian?"

"She broke up with her feminity."

"She went to college and came back a dude!"

-Crying kid-
"SHUT UP! I'm trying to talk."

"If I had a nickel for everytime I said that, I'd have $2.52"

Fucking Hell.
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