How I Know I'm Insane
Today I uttered the sentence, "While I do have a natural propensity to be quite verbose, I am possessed of enough self-awareness to perform well in interviews."
I realize that no normal person would ever, ever say something like this during the normal course of conversation with a coworker on the walk to lunch. Somebody must've given me some spare cash for vocabulary, there's no other explanation for my being able to afford so many five dollar words.
I realize that no normal person would ever, ever say something like this during the normal course of conversation with a coworker on the walk to lunch. Somebody must've given me some spare cash for vocabulary, there's no other explanation for my being able to afford so many five dollar words.