Christmas Survey (Not Christmas Related)
1. DO YOU SNORE?
Yes, sometimes I do apparently. I also steal covers and hog the bed.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Mostly a fighter, although hype28 would argue that I'm an adept lover.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Dying alone, after losing everyone I care about.
4. AS A KID, DID YOU HAVE MY LITTLE PONY?
No, but my sister did.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
I have become addicted to The Biggest Loser. Otherwise, I fucking hate it.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
That's all I do with them, I don't use them for drinking. I have thumbs, I pick up the glass like the smart ape I am.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
I don't know, you should probably ask my mother.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
It's currently the unwed life for me, but I'm not "single" in the looking for a gal sense. Really, I hope it's the pirate's life for me. Space pirates.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Ugly.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
And in the car, and in my cubicle....
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
I did something remarkably bungee like once in junior high.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I have developed a love of baking. I bake.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Someplace awesome, where I can see penguins.
14. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PETA?
People Eating Tasty Animals? I love those guys!
15. Have you eaten sushi?
Yes, and I may again in the future.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
Yes, it is my girlfriend's favorite movie. It is #2 on my list of odd coital/pre-coital movies. Eraserhead was #1, that's tough to beat.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Well, I don't like skin cancer, and I do like Earth...so to a certain extent. But the hippie alarmist are, well, hippie alarmists.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP??
Three.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Define "backwards".
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Too many damn airplanes, and on enough different airlines where joining a flyer club would be nearly useless to me. I have a southwest Rapid Rewards number, but I can't find it.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
I hunt men, for sport.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
There are marriages in my future, many friends are getting married. Will I do so? Perhaps.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
No.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO:
Grass, rabbits, cedar, ragweed, most laundry detergent dyes (especially blue), many industrial perfumes, down...more stuff, probably.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I Love You"?
Said? Been a bit. Typed? Just moments ago.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
Zombie Elvis is the greatest threat mankind has ever faced.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
Only when kicked in the testicles.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Omlette
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Not all of them.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Sector 221G
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
12:29AM
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Many, many, many nicknames.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
There's nothing like it to remind me why I don't eat it. Still get the craving every few months, and it still sucks. Or rather suX0rz.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
A few hours ago.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showers, preferably with company.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Yeah, really made up. Neener Neener.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Oh hellz yeah.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Sometimes, because I do not see it well.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Love.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Creamy, definitely creamy.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Don't mind if I do *CRACK* oww...my hitpoints.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
No, I have not.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
None yet, but the day is young.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Define "drug".
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Yes, I am virtually impossible to wake and become 1000 more dense while sleeping, making me impossible to move.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Brown
49. WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
A couple of nights ago.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Mostly.
51. WHICH IS BETTER? HALLOWEEN, THANKSGIVING, CHRISTMAS, MEMORIAL DAY, PRESIDENTS'S DAY, OR EASTER?
Easter, AKA Zombie Jesus Day, because I can ignore most of the hype and still get a day off of work.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Look into my eyes...now give me $50.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
It is my all-time favorite book. Yes, that's quite predictable, isn't it?
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Kazzoo
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
Have You ever considered spelling words correctly?
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
In a vague theoretical sense, I have all the required limbs.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Erm...no.
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
Yes, sometimes, but "U" remains emphatically not a word!
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
In a young girl's heart.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
No, a man's best friend is a .44 magnum. Dogs come in #2.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Well, I try to believe in things that are real.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Dude, it's walking backwards.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Of course not. I am, like Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Quite pleasant, actually.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
YOUR SOUL!
66. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
Not since track season my senior year in high school.
67. DO YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR?
When I have to.
68. WHAT'S THE BEST TV COMMERCIAL?
The one where the Verizon guy gets eaten by a grue.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
No. Although I have actually been in one, once. What an odd question. Stalker.
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
Guster