Another Dumb Meme: This One Has iTunes
Question: What do you think of me, music playing software?
50 Cent - "Don't Push Me"
Question: Will I have a happy life?
The Proclaimers - "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"
Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Stevie Ray Vaugh - "Scuttle' Buttlin'"
(I have no idea what that means, great iTunes oracle)
Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
The Cheiftains - "The Magdalene Laundries (Feat. Joni Mitchell)"
Question: What should I do with my life?
Avenue Q Cast - "The Avenue Q Theme"
Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
50 Cent - "Patiently Waiting
Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Death Cab For Cutie - "Title And Registration"
(I guess this means fuck in the car?)
Question: Will I ever have children?
Guster - "Love For Me"
(Okaaaaay....)
Question: Will I die happy?
Elton John - "Crocodile Rock"
(HUH?!?!?!?)
Question: Can you give me some advice?
Queens of the Stone Age - "Walkin' On The Sidewalks"
(That's some sound advice)
Question: What do you think happiness is?
The Beastie Boys - "Slow Ride"
(heh)
Question: What's my favorite fetish?
Simon & Garfunkel - "Fakin' It"
(You lie, iTunes, you lie a lot.)
Question: Am I a complete freak?
Al Green - "Belle"