Don't forget the crystals!
Well, I finally saw Napoleon Dynamite, and it is the worst movie I have ever seen. Watching it gave me physical pain. It was extremely funny in parts, like Monty Python level funny, but it was slow and the pace sucked. It felt like laughing at a mentally retarded person. Even so, this is gonna start a cult following who are all going to quote all of the historic lines such as:
"GOSH!!!"
"Are you drinking 1% because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could drink whole if you wanted to."
"Don't forget the crystals!!"
"You're just jealous because I've been chatting online all day."
"Can you bring me some chapstick? My lips really hurt!!" "Well, use the nurse's chapstick. She has like five." "Eww! I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!!!"
And so on.
What did everyone get for christmas?
"GOSH!!!"
"Are you drinking 1% because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could drink whole if you wanted to."
"Don't forget the crystals!!"
"You're just jealous because I've been chatting online all day."
"Can you bring me some chapstick? My lips really hurt!!" "Well, use the nurse's chapstick. She has like five." "Eww! I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!!!"
And so on.
What did everyone get for christmas?