006 Slices - [Voice: English - Accidental] [99% locked to apartment After the fact]
[The communicator abruptly turns on but it’s not Michelangelo’s voice that is heard first, it’s Donatello's]
I got you a stuffed animal, Mikey!
Awww Don you shouldn't have! [Yep Mikey is a big kid.]
Just the best for my brother!
She's So cute! You're gonna love it here Donna, You don't mind if I call her Donna right Donny?
... Donna?
Yep, I think it suits her don't you?
[Donatello sighs] I can never win
Well you must have won at something to get little Donna here, Right Donna?
Is her name supposed to be a compliment or an insult, anyways?
Uh? A compliment I guess... Don are you okay?
.... Huh? Of course I'm okay. [Donatello sounds exasperated.]You're just... teasing me.
Well you gave me Donna out of the blue and then you're all... [Mikey sounds confused until- ] What? I'm not teasing you!
This isn't 'revenge' for giving you a girly plush toy? I gave it to you because I thought it'd be funny
No...I just thought Donna was a better name than Donald...[There’s a gasp and anyone who knows Michelangelo can probably imagine him putting his hands over the toy’s ears] Donny don't say things like that in front of her! What kinda of father are you?
What, that her entire life is a jo- [Wait...What?!] F-father?
Would you rather be the Momma? [Mikey’s tone suggests that he already knows the answer to that question.]
You wear dresses more often.
Exactly...which begs the question why you thought I'd be insulted by a girly toy...and if a purple penguin is a girly toy, does that mean you're wearing a girly mask?
... My mask is NOT girly. It is a very masculine purple. That's pastel.
Purple is Purple.
...I should just quit while I'm ahead.
See, this is why you're the smart one
I hope our daughter has my brains and not yours. And my good looks while she's at it.
You don't want her to be pretty? [Mikey sounds crestfallen] ...Well I guess as long as she has my sense of humour everyone will love her anyway!
Ha. Okay, she can have your looks. [A beat.] I'm not sure if the universe can survive two people with your sense of humor.
I guess that only leaves one question...
What? [Donatello sounds confused.]
Why is our daughter a penguin?
[The audio feed cuts out to the sound of someone getting slapped over the head.]
[OOC: Yes it's locked HOWEVER everyone is still free to post since it wasn't locked until AFTER it had been on the network for a while Okay?]
I got you a stuffed animal, Mikey!
Awww Don you shouldn't have! [Yep Mikey is a big kid.]
Just the best for my brother!
She's So cute! You're gonna love it here Donna, You don't mind if I call her Donna right Donny?
... Donna?
Yep, I think it suits her don't you?
[Donatello sighs] I can never win
Well you must have won at something to get little Donna here, Right Donna?
Is her name supposed to be a compliment or an insult, anyways?
Uh? A compliment I guess... Don are you okay?
.... Huh? Of course I'm okay. [Donatello sounds exasperated.]You're just... teasing me.
Well you gave me Donna out of the blue and then you're all... [Mikey sounds confused until- ] What? I'm not teasing you!
This isn't 'revenge' for giving you a girly plush toy? I gave it to you because I thought it'd be funny
No...I just thought Donna was a better name than Donald...[There’s a gasp and anyone who knows Michelangelo can probably imagine him putting his hands over the toy’s ears] Donny don't say things like that in front of her! What kinda of father are you?
What, that her entire life is a jo- [Wait...What?!] F-father?
Would you rather be the Momma? [Mikey’s tone suggests that he already knows the answer to that question.]
You wear dresses more often.
Exactly...which begs the question why you thought I'd be insulted by a girly toy...and if a purple penguin is a girly toy, does that mean you're wearing a girly mask?
... My mask is NOT girly. It is a very masculine purple. That's pastel.
Purple is Purple.
...I should just quit while I'm ahead.
See, this is why you're the smart one
I hope our daughter has my brains and not yours. And my good looks while she's at it.
You don't want her to be pretty? [Mikey sounds crestfallen] ...Well I guess as long as she has my sense of humour everyone will love her anyway!
Ha. Okay, she can have your looks. [A beat.] I'm not sure if the universe can survive two people with your sense of humor.
I guess that only leaves one question...
What? [Donatello sounds confused.]
Why is our daughter a penguin?
[The audio feed cuts out to the sound of someone getting slapped over the head.]
[OOC: Yes it's locked HOWEVER everyone is still free to post since it wasn't locked until AFTER it had been on the network for a while Okay?]