001 Slice - [Audio:English]
Use this? ....Okay, you asked for it!
[What follows is a very bad impression of William Shatner]
Captain's log: Stardate two oh oh six oh three oh two seven. This is, Captain Tiberius turtle. I have, found myself in a strange, new world, but this is far from a new, civilisation, The city seems dead, lifeless...what ...could have happened here.
[There's a sound of a cat meowing]
Yes...Kirk cat, you are, correct. We can not allow this, detour, to divert us from our mission, to save our, science officer.
[Mikey drops the impression.]
So let's take a look around Klunk!
[What follows for a good few minutes is the sound of running, over stone, over gravel, along pipes.]
Geez, come on, already, where's the big bad monster? The bad guys? What kinda dream is this?
[There's the sound of flapping and a frightened mew.]
Klunk! Me and my mouth... Hey! Leave him alone!
[There's the sound of more running and a mew that sounds a bit like cat's version of 'oof']
There we go, Klunk, no nasty bats are gonna get you as long as I'm around!
[There's the sound of crumbling stone]
Uh oh...ahHH!!
[WHAMM! KLNANG!]
... ... ... I'm okay.
Klunk, since when did dreams hurt this much?
Mew?
[What follows is a very bad impression of William Shatner]
Captain's log: Stardate two oh oh six oh three oh two seven. This is, Captain Tiberius turtle. I have, found myself in a strange, new world, but this is far from a new, civilisation, The city seems dead, lifeless...what ...could have happened here.
[There's a sound of a cat meowing]
Yes...Kirk cat, you are, correct. We can not allow this, detour, to divert us from our mission, to save our, science officer.
[Mikey drops the impression.]
So let's take a look around Klunk!
[What follows for a good few minutes is the sound of running, over stone, over gravel, along pipes.]
Geez, come on, already, where's the big bad monster? The bad guys? What kinda dream is this?
[There's the sound of flapping and a frightened mew.]
Klunk! Me and my mouth... Hey! Leave him alone!
[There's the sound of more running and a mew that sounds a bit like cat's version of 'oof']
There we go, Klunk, no nasty bats are gonna get you as long as I'm around!
[There's the sound of crumbling stone]
Uh oh...ahHH!!
[WHAMM! KLNANG!]
... ... ... I'm okay.
Klunk, since when did dreams hurt this much?
Mew?