i can see right see through you, and you're pretty much crazy.

Nov 22, 2004 08:52

quote of the day: "i can't think about this today, if i do i'll go crazy." - scarlet o'hara ( Read more... )

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poop patrol anonymous November 23 2004, 07:18:10 UTC
yesterday little jake and baby luke came over to play. Not knowing what to do with them, I decided to make them a badge that said- "poop patrol."
"Jake...we are going to crawl around the house and sniff for poop. Maggie is getting old and we need to make sure she didn't have any accidents."
Jake looked down at his badge and said- "are we official?"
I thought back to the many comments I made on LJ about farts and feces and decided I knew enough about the subject to really mean my answer. With pride I said, "yes Jake. We are."

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In other news..... anonymous November 23 2004, 07:27:13 UTC
Not wanting to make a phone call today- I'll LJ this to you ( ... )

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Re: In other news..... anonymous November 23 2004, 07:28:48 UTC
I spelled Columbia wrong. fyi

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poop, tom and a mysterious plot. notforserious November 30 2004, 08:23:33 UTC
i have it on good authority to say that you are definitely official. that was a great story. two toms and a microphone. that will be our filming motto. i have purposely not disclosed any info. on our screenplay... but you exposed us. what is it with ratting people out lately?

did you love this tom from b&n? did he love you? did he even remember you? or did he think you were nuts and make up the name tom? is he even a good camera man? did you get a resume? resume. that looks different than it sounds. resume, not resume. is that how its spelled?

k, bye. oh, and eat my butt.

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Re: poop, tom and a mysterious plot. anonymous December 2 2004, 11:39:42 UTC
I have about one second to write this cryptic email: screenplay was not talked about, just lightly mentioned. Random NOTFORSERIOUS readers need not know what it is in fact about, or if i am ever serious and if they are any friend of yours, they will think its not for serious.
ok, off to preschool

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Re: poop, tom and a mysterious plot. anonymous December 2 2004, 11:41:23 UTC
Note: i meant to write "if I am even serious" not "ever" though, am I, EVER seroius? maybe when it comes to your butt.

hole

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Re: poop, tom and a mysterious plot. anonymous December 2 2004, 11:42:27 UTC
i meant to write SERIOUS. seriously...i have to go

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and his butt squeeked on anonymous December 6 2004, 17:27:12 UTC
seriously, I'm back again ( ... )

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i respond to me and only me anonymous December 10 2004, 09:02:50 UTC
I love how I respond to my own responses...randomly you and never anyone else. Are they scared of me? Do they think that I'm some crazy gas girl? Do they hate me because i keep responding to me? I respond to me because no one else does...and because YOU don't update enough....and someone has to keep the chat going. COME ON FOLKS! lets get it started-ha (said like the black eyed whaaaat!?)

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