poop patrol
anonymous
November 23 2004, 07:18:10 UTC
yesterday little jake and baby luke came over to play. Not knowing what to do with them, I decided to make them a badge that said- "poop patrol." "Jake...we are going to crawl around the house and sniff for poop. Maggie is getting old and we need to make sure she didn't have any accidents." Jake looked down at his badge and said- "are we official?" I thought back to the many comments I made on LJ about farts and feces and decided I knew enough about the subject to really mean my answer. With pride I said, "yes Jake. We are."
poop, tom and a mysterious plot.notforseriousNovember 30 2004, 08:23:33 UTC
i have it on good authority to say that you are definitely official. that was a great story. two toms and a microphone. that will be our filming motto. i have purposely not disclosed any info. on our screenplay... but you exposed us. what is it with ratting people out lately?
did you love this tom from b&n? did he love you? did he even remember you? or did he think you were nuts and make up the name tom? is he even a good camera man? did you get a resume? resume. that looks different than it sounds. resume, not resume. is that how its spelled?
Re: poop, tom and a mysterious plot.
anonymous
December 2 2004, 11:39:42 UTC
I have about one second to write this cryptic email: screenplay was not talked about, just lightly mentioned. Random NOTFORSERIOUS readers need not know what it is in fact about, or if i am ever serious and if they are any friend of yours, they will think its not for serious. ok, off to preschool
i respond to me and only me
anonymous
December 10 2004, 09:02:50 UTC
I love how I respond to my own responses...randomly you and never anyone else. Are they scared of me? Do they think that I'm some crazy gas girl? Do they hate me because i keep responding to me? I respond to me because no one else does...and because YOU don't update enough....and someone has to keep the chat going. COME ON FOLKS! lets get it started-ha (said like the black eyed whaaaat!?)
"Jake...we are going to crawl around the house and sniff for poop. Maggie is getting old and we need to make sure she didn't have any accidents."
Jake looked down at his badge and said- "are we official?"
I thought back to the many comments I made on LJ about farts and feces and decided I knew enough about the subject to really mean my answer. With pride I said, "yes Jake. We are."
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did you love this tom from b&n? did he love you? did he even remember you? or did he think you were nuts and make up the name tom? is he even a good camera man? did you get a resume? resume. that looks different than it sounds. resume, not resume. is that how its spelled?
k, bye. oh, and eat my butt.
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ok, off to preschool
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