can you catch the moon?
quote of the day: "if they can hide liquid explosives inside their laptops, then why can't they hide them in their anus? will they be checking every anus now?" - judy (of dennis and jusy on nj 101.5)
i hope they do check every anus. wouldn't that be something?
so we are back in pa. until tomorrow that is. we head to michigan tomorrow for my step-sisters wedding on saturday. then the saturday after that i am marrying my cousin. not in the southern sense, but i am actually performing the ceremony. isn't it interesting that i just wrote about anal explosives, and now i am writing about being an ordained minister of the lord. i love being gross and a reverand, it makes me feel versatile.
after michigan, we come back here to pack up and then we move! it is so crazy. tom and i have been through so much in such a short period of time. it seems like we have been married forever, but it has only been 2.5 years. (he is away at a conference this week so i get stupid when he's gone, hence the sappy section here.
welp, i have to go organize my first conference call............ i feel like such a business woman saying that. but, unfortunately i am wearing a yoga bra and pajama pants... making me feel less like a business woman. i drank a can of mountain dew today and i feel sick now, it way burned my throat.
see ya creeps.
p.s. i am not terribly stressed, but isn't that little stressed out star great? i just want to look it. what are the number signs for? what does it even mean? ha, i love it.
i hope they do check every anus. wouldn't that be something?
so we are back in pa. until tomorrow that is. we head to michigan tomorrow for my step-sisters wedding on saturday. then the saturday after that i am marrying my cousin. not in the southern sense, but i am actually performing the ceremony. isn't it interesting that i just wrote about anal explosives, and now i am writing about being an ordained minister of the lord. i love being gross and a reverand, it makes me feel versatile.
after michigan, we come back here to pack up and then we move! it is so crazy. tom and i have been through so much in such a short period of time. it seems like we have been married forever, but it has only been 2.5 years. (he is away at a conference this week so i get stupid when he's gone, hence the sappy section here.
welp, i have to go organize my first conference call............ i feel like such a business woman saying that. but, unfortunately i am wearing a yoga bra and pajama pants... making me feel less like a business woman. i drank a can of mountain dew today and i feel sick now, it way burned my throat.
see ya creeps.
p.s. i am not terribly stressed, but isn't that little stressed out star great? i just want to look it. what are the number signs for? what does it even mean? ha, i love it.