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sometimes, after a long night of alcohol, you may wake up asking yourself these questions.. *as i am doing right now
how did i get in bed? why was i laying in the laundry pile all night? where is my cell phone? why am i awake at 7.11 after going to bed at 3? how did i get in these clothes? how did i get home? who did i call/im? why am i still drunk? wtf did i drink? (thats what you get for being drunk and ordering your drink by telling the bartender to make you 'anything') why cant i stop peeing? how many of those free shots of jager did i do?
please lord dont ever let me drink again
excuse me while i search the dirty clothes for my phone...and possibly vomit
how did i get in bed? why was i laying in the laundry pile all night? where is my cell phone? why am i awake at 7.11 after going to bed at 3? how did i get in these clothes? how did i get home? who did i call/im? why am i still drunk? wtf did i drink? (thats what you get for being drunk and ordering your drink by telling the bartender to make you 'anything') why cant i stop peeing? how many of those free shots of jager did i do?
please lord dont ever let me drink again
excuse me while i search the dirty clothes for my phone...and possibly vomit