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Title: Education Time for suju13
pairing: Yunteuk (yunho/eeteuk) minor tablo/boa
rating: NC-17
disclaimer: i own nothing and no one.
summary: SM has a little sex education meeting.
Various SM artists all filed into a small meeting room, taking various seats around the table. It was mostly leaders of groups and solo artists, an odd combination for such a meeting considering the artists ages ranged quiet widely.
As Yunho sat down in a swiveling computer chair, he turned to his hyung Teukie, “So do you know what this meeting is about?” Yunho questioned curiously.
“No,” Teukie frowned, “I really don’t…. I hope they aren’t replacing all of the leaders.”
“What?” Yunho exclaimed, “They would never do that!”
“Not to you, you are a great leader. A strong one, but not me.”
“Hey, don’t say stuff like that.” Yunho smiled nudging his friend, “You know you are a great leader, you contain the zoo.” All conversations ceased when ‘the man’ walked in. Every footstep Lee Soo Man seemed to take echoed off of the walls in the silent room.
“Hello everyone.”
“Hello Sir.” All the artists greeted giving small bows.
“I bet you are all wondering what you are doing here today.” His voice was calm and cool they way it always was before bad news was delivered and his temper rose. Each artist braced themselves for what they assumed would be a large explosion. “It’s because it has come to my attention that a lot of you are getting interested in sex. And well since we don’t need any bad publicity I thought it was best if we gave you some insight to the act of erm.. Love making. Yes, love making.” Lee Soo Man looked awkwardly at the ground.
“You are going to be teaching us this?” BoA questioned, partially due to shock.
“Well no not me specifically…. I hired someone. He is a trusted friend of the company. And I know you and him already know about the art of love making.” Lee Soo Man snapped.
“W-what? I don’t know what you are talking about!” BoA glanced away afraid of confrontation.
“Mmhmm. Anyway he’ll be here any minute… so leaders don’t forget to have a discussion with your members of what you learn today… Good day.” Lee Soo man quickly disappeared out of the room.
“Oh my gosh this is going to be so embarrassing!” Taeyeon squealed hiding her face behind her hands.
“So..umm BoA.. Who did you.. You know with?” Yunho questioned innocently.
“None of your-”
“Good day class!” BoA’s face fell at the sight she was greeted with.
“T-Tablo?! What are you doing here?” She screamed immediately trying to usher him out of the room.
“Why honey, can’t you see I’m hear to teach you about sex?” Everyone noticed how Tablo’s face moved a little closer to her’s letting his breath ghost over her lips.
“Oh my gosh..” Teukie whispered to Yunho as they stared at the sight. BoA quickly flushed before going back to her seat.
“Alright, are you guys ready?” Tablo asked, adjusting his overly large black rimmed glasses which rested on his thin nose. Everyone glanced at one another, getting ready for the awkwardness to fill the room.
Tablo pulled a white board out and placed it on a little stand, before pulling off the cap off his dry erase marker. “There are four kinds of sex oral, phone sex, vaginal sex, and buttsex, so everyone be prepared to learn about all these topics.” Everyone couldn’t help but shift a little in their seats at the list, for the most part everyone knew a little bit of each even the youngster of the group, Onew.
Tablo watched the reaction and laughed a little bit, “of course we aren’t going to talk about them in that exact order, it would be ludicrous to start with butt sex then at the end mention phone sex, so that is why we will be starting with phone sex.”
“Now can anyone tell me what phone sex is? Hmm anyone?” Tablo glanced around the room, everyone who knew what it was, was way too embarrassed to speak. “Okay, Onew, I can just tell you know what it is, so would you explain to the rest of these bone heads.”
“Erm… well isn’t it like when two people are too far away from each other to have any other form of sex so they feel themselves up and like masturbate while they are talking to their….partner… on the phone.” Onew quickly hide himself behind his hands, only glancing through the space between his fingers. His face was redder than Santa’s suit and Rudolf’s nose.
“Well that is a great explanation. But it’s missing a few things. Like they describe their movements and clothes also during this time, whether they are lying or not the person on the other end will never know, and all they care about is the moans they hear and the images created in their minds that arouse them.” Tablo explained using various hand motions. “Now is there anyone who will demonstrate this?” Silence. “Come on you have to practice your fake moaning voice if you want to be convincing… alright fine, I’ll choose. Teukie, would you mind?”
“I-I..” Teukie stuttered his face beginning to burn crimson,
“Great, alright, now let’s pretend I’m calling you.” Tablo held his hand to his ear folding some fingers in to create a phone looking structure. “….It’s ringing.” Tablo spoke trying to motivate the younger man.
“Erm hello?” Teukie answered nervously.
“Hey, baby.” Tablo replied calmly. “I miss you so bad!”
“Aww hun I miss you too.” Teukie pulled on the best acting voice he could manage under Yunho’s intense gaze.
“I’m so lonely,”
“Me too,”
“You know what I’d do to you if I was there?” Tablo questioned beginning the dangerous spiral of the conversation.
“No, what would you do to me?” Teukie giggled.
“I would fuck you so hard you wouldn’t be able to walk for weeks.” Tablo’s husky growl made everyone in the room blush, Yunho partially wondered if this was what him and BoA’s phone conversations sounded like.
“Oh,” Teukie moaned. His face twisted with what looked like pure ecstasy, his eyes only opening slightly to glance over at Yunho making the other man’s pulse go a little faster.
“Oh baby are you touching yourself?”
“I couldn’t help it the thought of you made me!”
“Pretend it’s my hand rubbing you slowly, painfully slow.”
“P-please faster!” Teukie pleaded. Yunho pretty sure if he heard one more moan from Teukie and a nervous glance, while his lips were parted of so sweetly waiting for something to fill them, that there would be no way he could hide the growing tent in his pants. He’d never found the older man attractive but his moans were more melodious than angels singing and more erotic than whips or chains. And Yunho knew he wasn’t the only one, he could see Onew trying to cross his legs.
“Jesus, Teukie!” Tablo exclaimed now out of character. “Have you done this before?”
“Umm no..” Teukie looked shyly downwards.
“Damn, if I start calling you will you start?” Tablo joked earning a sharp glare from BoA which shut him up pretty quick. “Ermm well I think it’s best we move on..”
“How did I do?” Teukie whispered, placing a hand on Yunho’s thigh to catch his attention. “I was terrible wasn’t I?”
“W-What? N-no you were great.” Maybe even better than great, Yunho thought to himself.
“So I won’t totally disappoint someone?” Teukie’s worry filled eyes searched Yunho’s.
“Oh.. Most definitely not.” Yunho sighed, his mind began to wander, the small tapping Teukie was doing on his leg was beginning to become a distraction, making his skin burn.
“Now, everyone is going to need two bananas,” Tablo explained handing everyone two of the yellow fruit. He didn’t have to say what they were for everyone knew. “Alright now before you started practicing your oral technique, remember to peel the banana and don’t squeeze too hard and try not to leave marks on it, I mean no man likes to feel like the skin on his cock is being torn off.” Tablo began to circle around the room.
“Yunnie…” Teukie poked the younger male.
“Yes hyung?” Yunho turned to see a very upset looking Teukie.
“I think I’m doing it wrong and I’m not sure where the problem is can you watch and tell me?” It was such an honest request how could Yunho say no?
“Alright,” Yunho placed his own peeled banana down, he licked it a few times and figured that was good enough.
As soon as Teukie began to lift the fruit to his lips Yunho realized how bad of an idea this truly was. Teukie opened his mouth into a wide ‘O’ inserting the banana before slowly pulling it out letting his tongue run up the full length stopping for a moment to let his tongue swirl around the tip. The small “mmm” sounds the older man made threatened to rip away all of Yunho’s sanity. They made him imagine the pleasure the vibrations from it would feel.
Yunho found himself licking his lips as Teukie began the steady rhythmic motions of moving the banana in and out of his mouth, his tongue still straying from time to time for a quick massage to the tip. When he finished he slowly pulled the banana out his lips giving one last suck to the tip, before he turned expectantly to Yunho. “So? What did I do wrong?”
“Umm it looked like you put a little too much … uh pressure at the end.” Yunho lied, how was he supposed to tell his hyung it looks like he just gave the best head to a fruit?
“Oh,” Teukie frowned, “I guess I can practice and practice makes perfect.”
Yunho tore his eyes away from the sight of Teukie placing the banana back in his mouth. His gaze landed on the not so discreet glances Tablo and BoA were sending each other. BoA made soft noises as her plump lips moved around the banana and Tablo bit his lips wishing that banana was his banana.
Yunho noticed BoA slowly pull the banana out glancing at Tablo and mouthing “Later tonight.” She then put the banana in and began heavy sucking before viciously biting the banana in half, Tablo winced in pain before tearing his gaze away.
“Am I the only one getting hungry by doing this?” Teukie’s soft voice brought Yunho’s attention back to him.
“Oh you have no idea.” Yunho bit his bottom lip letting his eyes take the older man’s body in, he was pretty sure what him and Teukie were referring to were two very different things. One was a lot more socially accepted than the other. Yunho began to wonder if it was so wrong to have these thoughts of the older man.
“Okay guys, that’s enough.” Tablo clapped his hands gaining everyone undivided attention. “We are going to move on in a second but first let me make some comments, Taeyeon, if you get any rougher with that thing it will fall off…. So uh be more delicate. Onew, if you every have a problem getting a boyfriend….if you are gay just eat a banana in front of them.” Taeyeon and Onew both blushed and sunk back in their chairs desperately trying to disappear.
“Alright now everyone is going to need one of these.” Tablo handed everyone a condom. “Now don’t be cool and try and rip it open with your teeth just peel the damn thing open. And learn the quickest way to open it because you truly don’t know how fast the “mood” can be ruined. Once you have it open roll it on to the banana.” Tablo yet again paced around the room.
Yunho ripped open the package and probably a little to roughly put the condom on but what did he care, it was a banana. Plus he truly wanted to watch Teukie put it on his banana. Once Yunho glanced over Teukie was just beginning to roll the condom on his fingers were graceful and soft as they smoothed it out over, he didn’t do it too quickly or too slow, it more sensual. Even after the condom was on Teukie continued to slowly pet the fruit making Yunho’s mouth hang open as if a door with hinges missing.
“Mine broke!” Taeyeon cried out, pouting. “I’m never gonna have sex at this rate!”
“Oh no, now don’t say that. I’m sure you’ll have sex but if you don’t find a way to fix this problem you’ll get a baby.” Tablo patted her on the shoulder.
“I just don’t understand how Onew does a better job than I do. Aren’t girls supposed to be better at these things?”
“Just practice and I’m sure you’ll get it.” Tablo smiled reassuringly, “And if you need help, BoA can show you how to do it, she’s real good.” Tablo sprinted to the opposite side of the room from BoA escaping a punch.. “Alright, I think we are all done with bananas. I have some extra ones you can take home to your members… except for you Teukie. Sorry I couldn’t get enough.”
“That’s okay.” Teukie smiled kindly waving the situation off.
“Okay, now onto the subject of butt sex or bum sex I like to call it… oh you guys are expecting a reason why I call it bum huh?” Tablo asked as he looked around the room at all the question filled stares. “I just think bum is a cute word.” Tablo shrugged, “Anyway, does anyone know the key component to safe bum sex?”
When no one answered Tablo yet again turned to Onew, “Oh come on I know you know.”
“Lube?” Onew whispered, his voice a little lower than a mouse’s.
“That is right! Because if lube is not used there will be a lot of friction along with the painful stretching of your…bum hole.”
“Tablo.. How do you know all this?” Taeyeon finally asked the question everyone was pondering.
“I went to college in the United States… so I did what half of the students do, experiment.” Everyone’s mouths opened into silent ‘O’s as they understood. “Anyways… back to bum sex. Before a man can just shove his weewee into your hole it’s probably best he prepares you. And how to do that would be lubing up a finger and sticking it in then over time adding more and doing a little scissor motion… yes there will be discomfort and for all you girls who think you don’t have to worry about it you are wrong. Most guys want to try it at least once in your bum, because its so tight and what not.” Tablo sidetracked making all the girl’s faces widen in horror.
“Okay and then after a man should then lube up his privates before slowly putting it in and only doing soft thrusts until the other person is comfortable and then after that you can thrust like crazy. And if your partner is a man and he doesn’t come when you do, blow him or give him a courtesy hand job.” This was a section most people didn’t comment on.
“Okay I guess onto some positions. My grade demonstration from the phone call Teukie could you come up here and be the bottom. And for a top…” Tablo’s eyes scanned the room, glancing right over Onew before landing on Yunho, “Ah Yunho you seem like a top come up here.”
Teukie and Yunho walked awkwardly to the front of the room where everyone could see them. “Okay Teukie bend over the table.” Teukie slowly did as told and then glanced back at Yunho. “Now Yunho come up behind him and put your crotch as his ass, you can either grip his sides or the table but for now I’d say grip the table.
Yunho more hesitantly did as told, he made sure a distance between his and Teukie’s body remained. “Okay now this is the most typical and easy, its pretty much doggy style…” Tablo’s words soon faded as Yunho felt Teukie’s ass graze against his groin making the once lowered pressure return. Yunho glanced panicked at Teukie to see the other man blissfully unaware of what he was doing, it seemed as if it was a nervous tick. The friction between he jeans was beginning to make Yunho want to cry out in pleasure and frustration.
“Yunho,” Teukie whispered freezing his movements.
Yunho let out a soft whimper before whispering a “What?”
“I’m sorry if I’m too close.” I wish you were closer, Yunho thought about replying but quickly shook that thought from his head.
“This is not the only position of course, but pretty much anything with the bum facing the other man’s cock works, whether it be laying down or standing. Also another popular one is when the couple is facing each other but the bottom is pressed against a wall with his legs wrapped about the top’s waist. Would you two demonstrate?” Tablo questioned turning to Yunho and Teukie still in the old position. They slowly stood up and moved towards the wall.
Yunho lifted Teukie before pressing him against the wall and letting the older man’s legs wrap securely around his waist. Both of them kept their faces turned in the opposite directions. Teukie rocked his hips against Yunho’s as he felt his body begin to drop, making the younger man hold his ass to keep him up.
“Sorry,” Teukie whispered rocking his hips one more time to make sure he was secure. The movement however created a new platform for Teukie to lean against. Yunho instantly tried to think of ways he could hide his erection when retreated back to his seat.
“Why do we always get the most awkward stuff?” Teukie questioned wrapping his arms around Yunho’s neck.
“Sick sense of humor?”
“What?”
“Nothing,” Yunho found himself titling his head backwards into Teukie’s hands as he began to idly run his fingers through it’s silky strands. Soon Yunho began to take in the soft sent of Teukie’s body it was a mixture of laundry detergent, shampoo, cologne, and banana. Each made Yunho want to search the older man’s body for the source, he wanted to be able to taste the banana on the other man’s tongue.
“Okay guys you can stop.” Tablo instructed. Yunho gently sat Teukie down before rushing back to his seat to hide his embarrassing salute to Teukie’s beauty. “Alright now I’m going to aska question here. Are any of you guys straight?” Tablo scanned the room. “Because if you aren’t there is no reason for me to talk to about vaginal sex to you and you may leave.” Most guys glanced waiting for the first one to leave.
Yunho caught Teukie’s eyes washing over him a slight blush present on his cheeks. “I’ll talk to you later.” Teukie being the brave soul he was, was the first one to leave. Onew being the second.
Yunho waited a moment contemplating before pushing himself out of the chair right now he only had one sexual interest and that was with Teukie. He exited the small room feeling a weight lift off his chest. He looked up and down the halls until his eyes landed on a familiar slender frame, one he hoped to become even more familiar with.
“Hey Teukie! Wait up!” Yunho hollered before jogging down the hallway.
“What’s up?” Teukie smiled brightly.
“Nothing..” Yunho replied, grabbing Teukie by the arm, “Just something I wanted to talk to you about, in private.”
“O..k…” Teukie spoke suspiciously before being dragged down the hall and thrown into a supply closet.
“W-what do you want?” Teukie stuttered, his eyes trying to focus in the pitch dark of the closet.
“I want to help you,” Yunho whispered his breath making a tingling sensation against Teukie’s neck which coursed throughout the other man’s entire body.
“Help me?” Teukie’s smirk could almost be heard but since it was so dark Yunho let it go unnoticed.
“ I’ve got a banana you can practice on,” He placed a hungry kiss against his fellow leader’s jaw.
“I was hoping you’d ask,” Teukie breathed, his body shaking slightly due to electricity the kiss sent.
“What?” Yunho pulled his body back slightly. “You planned this?” His eyes narrowed on what lines he could see of Teukie’s face.
“Um.. I..” Teukie bit his lip nervously. “Jaejoongie told me how I could seduce you… and it seems like it worked…” Teukie whispered pressing his body against the younger man’s.
“You’ve been torturing me,” Yunho backed Teukie back against the wall. “And I don’t like pain, do you hyung?” Teukie’s body went stiff as he felt the younger man’s hand cup him through his jeans.
“P-pain?” Teukie wriggled against the wall pushing himself further into Yunho’s hands. Yunho could feel Teukie’s chest begin to heave up and down faster at the simple ministrations of his hands. Teukie let out a pathetic whimper as Yunho removed his hand, of course it was just so he could plunge it down into the older man’s pant but Teukie hadn’t known that.
“Yunnie!” Teukie gasped his eyes squeezing shut as Yunho’s rough fingers ghosted over his length. “Yunho!” The elder leader whined as the younger man’s hands ever so slowly began pumping him. It wasn’t fast enough he needed it to be faster he needed to feel the friction between his cock and Yunho’s hand, he wanted his release but the young man seemed not to want to give him that.
Teukie’s protests were drowned out by Yunho’s lips crashing against his own. Yunho knew what he wanted and his tongue sure got it when he forced it into the other’s mouth, past the sensual lips, taking a small taste of the older man’s cherry chapstick in the process. They tongues hungrily grazed against each other taking in the sweet taste of the banana each of them had licked earlier.
Teukie moaned into the kiss as Yunho began to grind their hips together, slowly removing his hand. “More,” Teukie begged, he didn’t care what more he got but he needed it.
“Your wish is my command.” Yunho whispered his fingers nimbly unzipping Teukie’s jeans, giving them one quick tug to send them and his boxers to the ground. As Yunho’s hands took a bottle of lube out of his pants pocket Teukie worked hard to pull them off, he didn’t think he could wait for Yunho to take them off himself.
As Yunho inserted one finger, he placed butterfly kisses down Teukie’s neck to distract the older man from the slight discomfort. He then inserted another finger and another, doing a slight scissor motion just like instructed, not like he didn’t know how to prep someone already.
“Are you ready?” Yunho bit the top of Teukie’s ear playfully, liking the small gasp he earned.
“yes,” Teukie breathed, turning himself around as Yunho coated his cock with lube. He felt Teukie’s legs shake with anticipation as his cock pushed against his entrance. Once inside he began to thrust slowly until he was sure Teukie had adjusted, once he began to thrust faster moans seemed to spill from Teukie’s lips.
Yunho laced his hands over Teukie’s against the wall, his thrusts becoming harder as he found Teukie’s magic spot making the older man’s legs quiver with pleasure. The elder’s long and sensual moans made Yunho thrust a few more times into the surrounding warmth before letting out a soft grunt and coming spreading his hot seed inside. A contented sigh from Teukie made Yunho realize the older man had came as well…all over the wall.
“I bet Tablo hyung would be proud,” Yunho whispered licking the sweat perspiring down the side of Teukie’s face.
“I think you passed the exam.” Teukie let out a soft chuckle, his eyes still a little cloudy from sheer ecstasy. “You should come over when I teach the other members, we just might run out of bananas.”
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to suju13 i hope you like this fic!!! Sorry i felt there wasn't enough yunteuk. And im sorry for all the grammar errors!
Sorry i forgot to save the first comment for u! *head desk*
pairing: Yunteuk (yunho/eeteuk) minor tablo/boa
rating: NC-17
disclaimer: i own nothing and no one.
summary: SM has a little sex education meeting.
Various SM artists all filed into a small meeting room, taking various seats around the table. It was mostly leaders of groups and solo artists, an odd combination for such a meeting considering the artists ages ranged quiet widely.
As Yunho sat down in a swiveling computer chair, he turned to his hyung Teukie, “So do you know what this meeting is about?” Yunho questioned curiously.
“No,” Teukie frowned, “I really don’t…. I hope they aren’t replacing all of the leaders.”
“What?” Yunho exclaimed, “They would never do that!”
“Not to you, you are a great leader. A strong one, but not me.”
“Hey, don’t say stuff like that.” Yunho smiled nudging his friend, “You know you are a great leader, you contain the zoo.” All conversations ceased when ‘the man’ walked in. Every footstep Lee Soo Man seemed to take echoed off of the walls in the silent room.
“Hello everyone.”
“Hello Sir.” All the artists greeted giving small bows.
“I bet you are all wondering what you are doing here today.” His voice was calm and cool they way it always was before bad news was delivered and his temper rose. Each artist braced themselves for what they assumed would be a large explosion. “It’s because it has come to my attention that a lot of you are getting interested in sex. And well since we don’t need any bad publicity I thought it was best if we gave you some insight to the act of erm.. Love making. Yes, love making.” Lee Soo Man looked awkwardly at the ground.
“You are going to be teaching us this?” BoA questioned, partially due to shock.
“Well no not me specifically…. I hired someone. He is a trusted friend of the company. And I know you and him already know about the art of love making.” Lee Soo Man snapped.
“W-what? I don’t know what you are talking about!” BoA glanced away afraid of confrontation.
“Mmhmm. Anyway he’ll be here any minute… so leaders don’t forget to have a discussion with your members of what you learn today… Good day.” Lee Soo man quickly disappeared out of the room.
“Oh my gosh this is going to be so embarrassing!” Taeyeon squealed hiding her face behind her hands.
“So..umm BoA.. Who did you.. You know with?” Yunho questioned innocently.
“None of your-”
“Good day class!” BoA’s face fell at the sight she was greeted with.
“T-Tablo?! What are you doing here?” She screamed immediately trying to usher him out of the room.
“Why honey, can’t you see I’m hear to teach you about sex?” Everyone noticed how Tablo’s face moved a little closer to her’s letting his breath ghost over her lips.
“Oh my gosh..” Teukie whispered to Yunho as they stared at the sight. BoA quickly flushed before going back to her seat.
“Alright, are you guys ready?” Tablo asked, adjusting his overly large black rimmed glasses which rested on his thin nose. Everyone glanced at one another, getting ready for the awkwardness to fill the room.
Tablo pulled a white board out and placed it on a little stand, before pulling off the cap off his dry erase marker. “There are four kinds of sex oral, phone sex, vaginal sex, and buttsex, so everyone be prepared to learn about all these topics.” Everyone couldn’t help but shift a little in their seats at the list, for the most part everyone knew a little bit of each even the youngster of the group, Onew.
Tablo watched the reaction and laughed a little bit, “of course we aren’t going to talk about them in that exact order, it would be ludicrous to start with butt sex then at the end mention phone sex, so that is why we will be starting with phone sex.”
“Now can anyone tell me what phone sex is? Hmm anyone?” Tablo glanced around the room, everyone who knew what it was, was way too embarrassed to speak. “Okay, Onew, I can just tell you know what it is, so would you explain to the rest of these bone heads.”
“Erm… well isn’t it like when two people are too far away from each other to have any other form of sex so they feel themselves up and like masturbate while they are talking to their….partner… on the phone.” Onew quickly hide himself behind his hands, only glancing through the space between his fingers. His face was redder than Santa’s suit and Rudolf’s nose.
“Well that is a great explanation. But it’s missing a few things. Like they describe their movements and clothes also during this time, whether they are lying or not the person on the other end will never know, and all they care about is the moans they hear and the images created in their minds that arouse them.” Tablo explained using various hand motions. “Now is there anyone who will demonstrate this?” Silence. “Come on you have to practice your fake moaning voice if you want to be convincing… alright fine, I’ll choose. Teukie, would you mind?”
“I-I..” Teukie stuttered his face beginning to burn crimson,
“Great, alright, now let’s pretend I’m calling you.” Tablo held his hand to his ear folding some fingers in to create a phone looking structure. “….It’s ringing.” Tablo spoke trying to motivate the younger man.
“Erm hello?” Teukie answered nervously.
“Hey, baby.” Tablo replied calmly. “I miss you so bad!”
“Aww hun I miss you too.” Teukie pulled on the best acting voice he could manage under Yunho’s intense gaze.
“I’m so lonely,”
“Me too,”
“You know what I’d do to you if I was there?” Tablo questioned beginning the dangerous spiral of the conversation.
“No, what would you do to me?” Teukie giggled.
“I would fuck you so hard you wouldn’t be able to walk for weeks.” Tablo’s husky growl made everyone in the room blush, Yunho partially wondered if this was what him and BoA’s phone conversations sounded like.
“Oh,” Teukie moaned. His face twisted with what looked like pure ecstasy, his eyes only opening slightly to glance over at Yunho making the other man’s pulse go a little faster.
“Oh baby are you touching yourself?”
“I couldn’t help it the thought of you made me!”
“Pretend it’s my hand rubbing you slowly, painfully slow.”
“P-please faster!” Teukie pleaded. Yunho pretty sure if he heard one more moan from Teukie and a nervous glance, while his lips were parted of so sweetly waiting for something to fill them, that there would be no way he could hide the growing tent in his pants. He’d never found the older man attractive but his moans were more melodious than angels singing and more erotic than whips or chains. And Yunho knew he wasn’t the only one, he could see Onew trying to cross his legs.
“Jesus, Teukie!” Tablo exclaimed now out of character. “Have you done this before?”
“Umm no..” Teukie looked shyly downwards.
“Damn, if I start calling you will you start?” Tablo joked earning a sharp glare from BoA which shut him up pretty quick. “Ermm well I think it’s best we move on..”
“How did I do?” Teukie whispered, placing a hand on Yunho’s thigh to catch his attention. “I was terrible wasn’t I?”
“W-What? N-no you were great.” Maybe even better than great, Yunho thought to himself.
“So I won’t totally disappoint someone?” Teukie’s worry filled eyes searched Yunho’s.
“Oh.. Most definitely not.” Yunho sighed, his mind began to wander, the small tapping Teukie was doing on his leg was beginning to become a distraction, making his skin burn.
“Now, everyone is going to need two bananas,” Tablo explained handing everyone two of the yellow fruit. He didn’t have to say what they were for everyone knew. “Alright now before you started practicing your oral technique, remember to peel the banana and don’t squeeze too hard and try not to leave marks on it, I mean no man likes to feel like the skin on his cock is being torn off.” Tablo began to circle around the room.
“Yunnie…” Teukie poked the younger male.
“Yes hyung?” Yunho turned to see a very upset looking Teukie.
“I think I’m doing it wrong and I’m not sure where the problem is can you watch and tell me?” It was such an honest request how could Yunho say no?
“Alright,” Yunho placed his own peeled banana down, he licked it a few times and figured that was good enough.
As soon as Teukie began to lift the fruit to his lips Yunho realized how bad of an idea this truly was. Teukie opened his mouth into a wide ‘O’ inserting the banana before slowly pulling it out letting his tongue run up the full length stopping for a moment to let his tongue swirl around the tip. The small “mmm” sounds the older man made threatened to rip away all of Yunho’s sanity. They made him imagine the pleasure the vibrations from it would feel.
Yunho found himself licking his lips as Teukie began the steady rhythmic motions of moving the banana in and out of his mouth, his tongue still straying from time to time for a quick massage to the tip. When he finished he slowly pulled the banana out his lips giving one last suck to the tip, before he turned expectantly to Yunho. “So? What did I do wrong?”
“Umm it looked like you put a little too much … uh pressure at the end.” Yunho lied, how was he supposed to tell his hyung it looks like he just gave the best head to a fruit?
“Oh,” Teukie frowned, “I guess I can practice and practice makes perfect.”
Yunho tore his eyes away from the sight of Teukie placing the banana back in his mouth. His gaze landed on the not so discreet glances Tablo and BoA were sending each other. BoA made soft noises as her plump lips moved around the banana and Tablo bit his lips wishing that banana was his banana.
Yunho noticed BoA slowly pull the banana out glancing at Tablo and mouthing “Later tonight.” She then put the banana in and began heavy sucking before viciously biting the banana in half, Tablo winced in pain before tearing his gaze away.
“Am I the only one getting hungry by doing this?” Teukie’s soft voice brought Yunho’s attention back to him.
“Oh you have no idea.” Yunho bit his bottom lip letting his eyes take the older man’s body in, he was pretty sure what him and Teukie were referring to were two very different things. One was a lot more socially accepted than the other. Yunho began to wonder if it was so wrong to have these thoughts of the older man.
“Okay guys, that’s enough.” Tablo clapped his hands gaining everyone undivided attention. “We are going to move on in a second but first let me make some comments, Taeyeon, if you get any rougher with that thing it will fall off…. So uh be more delicate. Onew, if you every have a problem getting a boyfriend….if you are gay just eat a banana in front of them.” Taeyeon and Onew both blushed and sunk back in their chairs desperately trying to disappear.
“Alright now everyone is going to need one of these.” Tablo handed everyone a condom. “Now don’t be cool and try and rip it open with your teeth just peel the damn thing open. And learn the quickest way to open it because you truly don’t know how fast the “mood” can be ruined. Once you have it open roll it on to the banana.” Tablo yet again paced around the room.
Yunho ripped open the package and probably a little to roughly put the condom on but what did he care, it was a banana. Plus he truly wanted to watch Teukie put it on his banana. Once Yunho glanced over Teukie was just beginning to roll the condom on his fingers were graceful and soft as they smoothed it out over, he didn’t do it too quickly or too slow, it more sensual. Even after the condom was on Teukie continued to slowly pet the fruit making Yunho’s mouth hang open as if a door with hinges missing.
“Mine broke!” Taeyeon cried out, pouting. “I’m never gonna have sex at this rate!”
“Oh no, now don’t say that. I’m sure you’ll have sex but if you don’t find a way to fix this problem you’ll get a baby.” Tablo patted her on the shoulder.
“I just don’t understand how Onew does a better job than I do. Aren’t girls supposed to be better at these things?”
“Just practice and I’m sure you’ll get it.” Tablo smiled reassuringly, “And if you need help, BoA can show you how to do it, she’s real good.” Tablo sprinted to the opposite side of the room from BoA escaping a punch.. “Alright, I think we are all done with bananas. I have some extra ones you can take home to your members… except for you Teukie. Sorry I couldn’t get enough.”
“That’s okay.” Teukie smiled kindly waving the situation off.
“Okay, now onto the subject of butt sex or bum sex I like to call it… oh you guys are expecting a reason why I call it bum huh?” Tablo asked as he looked around the room at all the question filled stares. “I just think bum is a cute word.” Tablo shrugged, “Anyway, does anyone know the key component to safe bum sex?”
When no one answered Tablo yet again turned to Onew, “Oh come on I know you know.”
“Lube?” Onew whispered, his voice a little lower than a mouse’s.
“That is right! Because if lube is not used there will be a lot of friction along with the painful stretching of your…bum hole.”
“Tablo.. How do you know all this?” Taeyeon finally asked the question everyone was pondering.
“I went to college in the United States… so I did what half of the students do, experiment.” Everyone’s mouths opened into silent ‘O’s as they understood. “Anyways… back to bum sex. Before a man can just shove his weewee into your hole it’s probably best he prepares you. And how to do that would be lubing up a finger and sticking it in then over time adding more and doing a little scissor motion… yes there will be discomfort and for all you girls who think you don’t have to worry about it you are wrong. Most guys want to try it at least once in your bum, because its so tight and what not.” Tablo sidetracked making all the girl’s faces widen in horror.
“Okay and then after a man should then lube up his privates before slowly putting it in and only doing soft thrusts until the other person is comfortable and then after that you can thrust like crazy. And if your partner is a man and he doesn’t come when you do, blow him or give him a courtesy hand job.” This was a section most people didn’t comment on.
“Okay I guess onto some positions. My grade demonstration from the phone call Teukie could you come up here and be the bottom. And for a top…” Tablo’s eyes scanned the room, glancing right over Onew before landing on Yunho, “Ah Yunho you seem like a top come up here.”
Teukie and Yunho walked awkwardly to the front of the room where everyone could see them. “Okay Teukie bend over the table.” Teukie slowly did as told and then glanced back at Yunho. “Now Yunho come up behind him and put your crotch as his ass, you can either grip his sides or the table but for now I’d say grip the table.
Yunho more hesitantly did as told, he made sure a distance between his and Teukie’s body remained. “Okay now this is the most typical and easy, its pretty much doggy style…” Tablo’s words soon faded as Yunho felt Teukie’s ass graze against his groin making the once lowered pressure return. Yunho glanced panicked at Teukie to see the other man blissfully unaware of what he was doing, it seemed as if it was a nervous tick. The friction between he jeans was beginning to make Yunho want to cry out in pleasure and frustration.
“Yunho,” Teukie whispered freezing his movements.
Yunho let out a soft whimper before whispering a “What?”
“I’m sorry if I’m too close.” I wish you were closer, Yunho thought about replying but quickly shook that thought from his head.
“This is not the only position of course, but pretty much anything with the bum facing the other man’s cock works, whether it be laying down or standing. Also another popular one is when the couple is facing each other but the bottom is pressed against a wall with his legs wrapped about the top’s waist. Would you two demonstrate?” Tablo questioned turning to Yunho and Teukie still in the old position. They slowly stood up and moved towards the wall.
Yunho lifted Teukie before pressing him against the wall and letting the older man’s legs wrap securely around his waist. Both of them kept their faces turned in the opposite directions. Teukie rocked his hips against Yunho’s as he felt his body begin to drop, making the younger man hold his ass to keep him up.
“Sorry,” Teukie whispered rocking his hips one more time to make sure he was secure. The movement however created a new platform for Teukie to lean against. Yunho instantly tried to think of ways he could hide his erection when retreated back to his seat.
“Why do we always get the most awkward stuff?” Teukie questioned wrapping his arms around Yunho’s neck.
“Sick sense of humor?”
“What?”
“Nothing,” Yunho found himself titling his head backwards into Teukie’s hands as he began to idly run his fingers through it’s silky strands. Soon Yunho began to take in the soft sent of Teukie’s body it was a mixture of laundry detergent, shampoo, cologne, and banana. Each made Yunho want to search the older man’s body for the source, he wanted to be able to taste the banana on the other man’s tongue.
“Okay guys you can stop.” Tablo instructed. Yunho gently sat Teukie down before rushing back to his seat to hide his embarrassing salute to Teukie’s beauty. “Alright now I’m going to aska question here. Are any of you guys straight?” Tablo scanned the room. “Because if you aren’t there is no reason for me to talk to about vaginal sex to you and you may leave.” Most guys glanced waiting for the first one to leave.
Yunho caught Teukie’s eyes washing over him a slight blush present on his cheeks. “I’ll talk to you later.” Teukie being the brave soul he was, was the first one to leave. Onew being the second.
Yunho waited a moment contemplating before pushing himself out of the chair right now he only had one sexual interest and that was with Teukie. He exited the small room feeling a weight lift off his chest. He looked up and down the halls until his eyes landed on a familiar slender frame, one he hoped to become even more familiar with.
“Hey Teukie! Wait up!” Yunho hollered before jogging down the hallway.
“What’s up?” Teukie smiled brightly.
“Nothing..” Yunho replied, grabbing Teukie by the arm, “Just something I wanted to talk to you about, in private.”
“O..k…” Teukie spoke suspiciously before being dragged down the hall and thrown into a supply closet.
“W-what do you want?” Teukie stuttered, his eyes trying to focus in the pitch dark of the closet.
“I want to help you,” Yunho whispered his breath making a tingling sensation against Teukie’s neck which coursed throughout the other man’s entire body.
“Help me?” Teukie’s smirk could almost be heard but since it was so dark Yunho let it go unnoticed.
“ I’ve got a banana you can practice on,” He placed a hungry kiss against his fellow leader’s jaw.
“I was hoping you’d ask,” Teukie breathed, his body shaking slightly due to electricity the kiss sent.
“What?” Yunho pulled his body back slightly. “You planned this?” His eyes narrowed on what lines he could see of Teukie’s face.
“Um.. I..” Teukie bit his lip nervously. “Jaejoongie told me how I could seduce you… and it seems like it worked…” Teukie whispered pressing his body against the younger man’s.
“You’ve been torturing me,” Yunho backed Teukie back against the wall. “And I don’t like pain, do you hyung?” Teukie’s body went stiff as he felt the younger man’s hand cup him through his jeans.
“P-pain?” Teukie wriggled against the wall pushing himself further into Yunho’s hands. Yunho could feel Teukie’s chest begin to heave up and down faster at the simple ministrations of his hands. Teukie let out a pathetic whimper as Yunho removed his hand, of course it was just so he could plunge it down into the older man’s pant but Teukie hadn’t known that.
“Yunnie!” Teukie gasped his eyes squeezing shut as Yunho’s rough fingers ghosted over his length. “Yunho!” The elder leader whined as the younger man’s hands ever so slowly began pumping him. It wasn’t fast enough he needed it to be faster he needed to feel the friction between his cock and Yunho’s hand, he wanted his release but the young man seemed not to want to give him that.
Teukie’s protests were drowned out by Yunho’s lips crashing against his own. Yunho knew what he wanted and his tongue sure got it when he forced it into the other’s mouth, past the sensual lips, taking a small taste of the older man’s cherry chapstick in the process. They tongues hungrily grazed against each other taking in the sweet taste of the banana each of them had licked earlier.
Teukie moaned into the kiss as Yunho began to grind their hips together, slowly removing his hand. “More,” Teukie begged, he didn’t care what more he got but he needed it.
“Your wish is my command.” Yunho whispered his fingers nimbly unzipping Teukie’s jeans, giving them one quick tug to send them and his boxers to the ground. As Yunho’s hands took a bottle of lube out of his pants pocket Teukie worked hard to pull them off, he didn’t think he could wait for Yunho to take them off himself.
As Yunho inserted one finger, he placed butterfly kisses down Teukie’s neck to distract the older man from the slight discomfort. He then inserted another finger and another, doing a slight scissor motion just like instructed, not like he didn’t know how to prep someone already.
“Are you ready?” Yunho bit the top of Teukie’s ear playfully, liking the small gasp he earned.
“yes,” Teukie breathed, turning himself around as Yunho coated his cock with lube. He felt Teukie’s legs shake with anticipation as his cock pushed against his entrance. Once inside he began to thrust slowly until he was sure Teukie had adjusted, once he began to thrust faster moans seemed to spill from Teukie’s lips.
Yunho laced his hands over Teukie’s against the wall, his thrusts becoming harder as he found Teukie’s magic spot making the older man’s legs quiver with pleasure. The elder’s long and sensual moans made Yunho thrust a few more times into the surrounding warmth before letting out a soft grunt and coming spreading his hot seed inside. A contented sigh from Teukie made Yunho realize the older man had came as well…all over the wall.
“I bet Tablo hyung would be proud,” Yunho whispered licking the sweat perspiring down the side of Teukie’s face.
“I think you passed the exam.” Teukie let out a soft chuckle, his eyes still a little cloudy from sheer ecstasy. “You should come over when I teach the other members, we just might run out of bananas.”
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to suju13 i hope you like this fic!!! Sorry i felt there wasn't enough yunteuk. And im sorry for all the grammar errors!
Sorry i forgot to save the first comment for u! *head desk*