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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I bought porn for hallowedserpent (-10 points). Last Friday I gave amaraqdragon a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March I punched phynixatdusk in the arm (-10 points). Last Saturday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1001 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
notentirelydead