Day 1: Things can't be simple

[notemophones]

[Voicepost]

Okay, well, this is... different, but at least I'm not dead this time.

I'd be better off if you were, idiot stalker!*sigh* Anyway, this is Neku Sakuraba. Shiki? Beat? Rhyme? Are any of you here? It looks like we're still not done with all the weird stuff in our... err... lives

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Prime's having fun with his auto-reply macro button

[just_prime]

"Hello, (insert tamers name here), you have been called to the Digital World by the God Yggdrasil to fight an ancient evil threatening the world. All communication to the outside world is turned off. If you wish to check how your homeworld is doing upon arrival, please contact The Shop of Magical Conveniences in Tetha for an object to view your home dimension. Please note that this object may or may not work, depending on the nature of your world.

Please be advised that if you have a mortal enemy already currently residing within the digital world, or arrives shortly after you are, that's just Yggdrasil not even paying attention and indiscriminately grabbing people. Let it be said that getting mad at the god-tree will not send you back home, unless by random chance.

Please make your way to the nearest lightpost upon receiving data, and find yourself in more comfort. If you are evil, please be advised that you are in a queue to get your head beat in. Overt evil often is met by various heroic figures.

Please be noted that if you possess any degree of power, be it of various function or utility, it has been scaled down to match up against the Adult level of digimon evolution. Please be aware that if you possess levels in the rating scale of OMGWTFBBQ, it will be reduced to WTF.

This has been the Journal Welcoming Program Macro, made by Optimus Primal of Cybertron. Please be advised that there are ALSO multiple versions of people you know once in a while. When that happens, just poke each one until you find your own universes version."

Also, if you have been previously deceased, Congratulations: you’ve just gotten a new lease on life.

DRIVEBY

[legendarytamer]

COPYPASTA IS SO IMPERSONAL.

Re: DRIVEBY

[hero_time]

Have to agree. Funny, though.

Re: Prime's having fun with his auto-reply macro button

[notemophones]

... Wow. Thanks.