From Twitter 07-27-2010

[notemily]

• 08:35:44: @ LizB Or "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
• 08:38:34: I really, really need to scrub out some litter boxes today. #smellycats
• 08:39:11: @ Dorianisms Ha, but now you feel like you ALWAYS have to take minutes that live up to that quality. I know the feeling.
• 08:41:40: Allright kittens, time to stop burninating the countryside so I can go to work.
• 08:46:34: WHY do they always refuse to stay in the cage when I have to go to work? Agh
• 08:46:53: I put one in, I look for the other, the first one runs out. I find that one, the other one runs out. #badcats
• 08:52:19: Why is every street light on the east side turned on?
• 14:28:58: I think I'd rather commit very specific acts of kindness.
• 15:58:54: Bleh, one of the kittens is having poo problems. So far it is staying in the litter box, but it smells horrible. #smellycats
• 15:59:07: I get to bring in a stool sample to their checkup on Thursday. Yay?
• 15:59:32: Do cats get that thing where you take antibiotics and your digestion is fucked up? Cause they are on a LOT of antibiotics.
• 15:59:51: I suppose it would be remiss to give them some yogurt.
• 16:11:28: Ramona is so soft, but she claws at you all the time, so it's like petting a cotton ball that turns out to be a cactus.
• 16:13:14: @ Dorianisms Ha, did your kitten mellow out later? I'm hoping this one does.
• 16:16:34: @ Dorianisms Aw.
• 21:00:12: @ courtney_s I like to drop mad beetz. Wait, no.
• 21:00:31: COVERT AFFAIRS TIME #covertaffairs #annieauggieotp
• 21:01:55: There's that not at all realistic "pfiew!" sound of a "silenced" "gunshot." #tvtropes #covertaffairs
• 21:02:52: What is this guy, twelve? #covertaffairs
• 21:04:11: As the credits come on, the closed captions say: "[intriguing music]" HA! #covertaffairs
• 21:06:39: @ gilanac I do but I missed it tonight, will catch a rerun.
• 21:06:59: @ Dorianisms My grandma had a birthday tonight and she got a raunchy card involving quiche.
• 21:07:47: @ Dorianisms Old lady at restaurant: "I'm in the mood for a quickie!" Other old lady: "It's pronounced 'quiche'."
• 21:08:01: @ Dorianisms And then the first lady goes "in that case I'll have a salad."
• 21:12:24: Is that anne dudek's mysterious husband? #covertaffairs
• 21:12:44: Well, if it was him, it was him for like two seconds.
• 21:15:20: That PSA made me uncomfortable. #covertaffairs
• 21:16:49: First of all, the phrase "happens to be ____" grates on my nerves. Second of all, it's people with disabilities.
• 21:17:09: Third of all, WHY DIDN'T THEY HIRE AN ACTUAL BLIND PERSON?
• 21:17:56: The effect seems like "I, an able-bodied person, am talking to you, the audience, who are also able-bodied, about those OTHER people."
• 21:18:23: @ gilanac Who is it?
• 21:23:04: I hate it when native Spanish speakers on TV speak Classroom Spanish. #covertaffairs
• 21:38:56: Go go go go go go
• 21:49:08: He's jonesing for ANNIE, not fieldwork. #covertaffairs
• 21:56:39: WHyyyyy aren't they speaking spaniiiiish #covertaffairs
• 21:58:19: NICE SHOT. #covertaffairs
• 22:03:17: OK, one-hour Kitten Break, then back to the tv at 11 for White Collar if I'm still up for it. #lifeplans
• 22:13:42: Ah, the nightly Vacuuming of the Kitty Litter.
• 22:15:01: Truly, it is a sisyphean task.
• 23:02:37: lol short joke. #whitecollar
• 23:05:44: Heee, Neal looks SO PLEASED to be copied. #whitecollar
• 23:10:57: "I was not a mathlete. I was an athlete who was good at math!" #whitecollar
• 23:12:36: @ gilanac Blonde hair, kinda long for a dude?
• 23:18:54: My Grandmom (in pink) on her 94th birthday, with my mom (right) and aunt (center). http://yfrog.com/n3oasj
• 23:26:00: Dude, the hat is Neal's secret mojo. #whitecollar
• 23:37:39: @ gilanac Ooh, or there's another guy with glasses and dark hair.
• 23:39:03: Aw, whatshisface gets to go in the field. #whitecollar
• 23:39:47: Oh, his name is Jones. I always forget that because I think of Burke as Jonesy from Carnivale.
• 23:49:32: or I'll start with your thummmmbs. #whitecollar
• 23:50:17: @ diary_uh Mine is surprisingly healthy for 94!

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