pretty pink parcels-- one-shot
Title: Pretty Pink Parcels
Rating: K
Pairing: None! Though there is ninja!Joon/Doojoon and some b2st couple hints.
Summary: The boys of b2st receive their Valentines Day presents from their fans. Written with the prompt: opening their Valentines gifts from B2uties.
Disclaimer: I probably don't even need this anymore.
Author's note: Written for its_rayning over at the kpopvalentines comm. My first b2st fic so spare me if the characterizations are totally off.
When pink packages came pouring in through the door, Dongwoon wasn't sure if he should have been worried at the amount of pink, or if he should've been excited at the thought of presents. He noticed that Hyunseung and Yoseob had already excitedly thrown themselves into the mountain of pink while Kikwang and Doojoon looked too sleepy to care. Junhyung looked like he was going to die from the embarrassment.
"Erm guys? Pink... What's this for? Who's it from?"
"For you hyung!" Yoseob squealed before tossing Junhyung a pink parcel with a huge sparkly pink ribbon on the top. It hit him square in the face.
For: Junhyung oppa. was written in bold black letters on the card attached, with more pink sparkly hearts drawn around his name. Happy Valentine's Day! "No fair," and Dongwoon could hear Hyunseung pouting as he prodded the pink parcel staring up at Junhyung. "You're supposed to be our Valentine."
Dongwoon ruffled Hyunseung's hair affectionately before ripping the present open. "What the-" Junhyung started but never finished.
A pink boxer brief stared back up at them. Junhyung groaned again as Dongwoon shook with laughter. God Junhyung in pink boxer briefs would be the most hilarious thing on earth. "Quit laughing maknae," Junhyung growled. But Dongwoon doesn't, until he's hit by a comparably smaller pink parcel in the stomach.
I love you Dongwoon oppa! Please be my valentine! glared up at him and suddenly, Dongwoon didn't find anything that funny anymore.
"What's in it?" Kikwang asked mid-yawn, as Yoseob proceeded to rip the pink packaging apart. And there, lo and behold, sat a pair of cat ears. "Why in the world would she give Dongwoon that?"
Yoseob then forced the hairband onto Dongwoon's head and stepped back with the rest of the members to observe the maknae. "I get it now," Doojoon said thoughtfully. "Now Dongwoon, say meow."
And for some unknown reason (he later swears that the cat ears have unexplainable powers that warps his mind into obeying anything his hyungs say) he obediently meows, and suddenly, his hyungs were all over him, trying to cuddle up as close to him as possible.
"Quit it!" he managed to yell before he's tackled again by Yoseob who kept murmuring "I've always wanted to own a kitty" all the while stroking his head. Only Junhyung looked mildly uninterested as he looked through the other gifts still scattered on the floor.
"Yah leader, I think this is for you," he said and threw the gift right smack on Doojoon's head, knocking him off the maknae.
To Yoon Doojoon, Happy Valentines Day! From your biggest fan.
"This seems mildly suspicious," Doojoon started as he stared at the horribly wrapped box. It took two full minutes to remove the wrapping due to the large amount of sticky tape used to hold the thing together, and out fell a photo album, thick and filled to the brim. The first page revealed a sleeping Doojoon with-
"Lee Joon," Doojoon scowled at the man right in the front of the photo, laughing at Doojoon's sleeping face that had some drool at the corner of his mouth. "Why that bastard is so dead."
Hyunseung was rolling on the floor, clutching a photo that he quickly passed to Dongwoon when Doojoon made a lunge toward it.
"Hyung this is you when you were younger!" Dongwoon exclaimed showing it to the rest of the members.
Junhyung stifled a laugh. "I won't ask why you were naked in a tiny tub."
Doojoon's face had taken on an angry red hue that was bordering on purple and Dongwoon immediately felt sorry for the leader, but his words of pity were stopped short by Kikwang who pointed out that Yoseob was no where to be found.
They later found him in the kitchen, eating chocolates at such a rapid pace that one would think that he hadn't eaten in days.
"What," he mumbled with his mouth still full. "It's Valentines day chocolate."
"For you?" Junhyung snarled as he cornered the younger male.
"It says here that these chocolates with the coke were meant for you hyung," Dongwoon helpfully supplied as Yoseob's eyes widened at his words.
"What- you- maknae-"
"Give me my coke!" Junhyung screamed and proceeded to attempt to strangle the maknae, Hyunseung stuffing his mouth with the chocolate left forgotten on the counter, Kikwang still laughing at Doojoon who had taken to sulking in a corner ("Hyung stop sulking, or I'll take a photo and send it to Joonie hyung for him to add to his collection of your photos!") and Dongwoon just stood in the middle of it all.
This had to be the best Valentines Day ever.