A Request
My Dearest Bonsai,
Although we cannot hear you, myself and Victoria's handbag are both thoroughly insulted that you yell at us at any given opportunity. We do nothing to provoke you! We cannot control where Victoria sets us down, so you should not be personally offended if you find us on a surface on which you are allowed to play. Although we have a similar purpose to plastic bags, which we have also seen you yell at often, we are quiet and peace loving individuals so it would be appreciated if you could leave us alone and let us go on with our task, unimpeded!
Sincerely,
Victoria's Backpack
Although we cannot hear you, myself and Victoria's handbag are both thoroughly insulted that you yell at us at any given opportunity. We do nothing to provoke you! We cannot control where Victoria sets us down, so you should not be personally offended if you find us on a surface on which you are allowed to play. Although we have a similar purpose to plastic bags, which we have also seen you yell at often, we are quiet and peace loving individuals so it would be appreciated if you could leave us alone and let us go on with our task, unimpeded!
Sincerely,
Victoria's Backpack