Note to Birdie
Dear adorable parrot:
You are a joy, but I have one fav. to ask of you. I know you love to chew but could you maybe please chew on one of the many chew toys I have bought you? A lot of mommy's zippers don't zip right and I have had a few stains from "you know what". I cannot pluck up my plumage like you do to look naturally fab so could you lay off chewing the decoratives on my clothes? And would you mind missing the poo bomb as well? Mommy is starting to look scruffy.....
Thanks..........Your bird mum
You are a joy, but I have one fav. to ask of you. I know you love to chew but could you maybe please chew on one of the many chew toys I have bought you? A lot of mommy's zippers don't zip right and I have had a few stains from "you know what". I cannot pluck up my plumage like you do to look naturally fab so could you lay off chewing the decoratives on my clothes? And would you mind missing the poo bomb as well? Mommy is starting to look scruffy.....
Thanks..........Your bird mum