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[kaytya]

Dearest asshat,
Thank you ever so much for dropping that pill in my drink. Awesome.
If I ever find out who you are, you will be hanging upside down by your toe nails and beaten with my stiletto heels.

No love ever,
One royally pissed off woman.

Comments

[kat_food]

Uhh... this is a little scary.

Please tell me you had friends who were able to look after you??

[kaytya]

I had a couple friends that took awesome care of me... even though they thought I was just very very very drunk.

[intuition_ist]

that sounds seriously frikkin illegal -- any chance you could set him up to try it again and keep the evidence for prosecutin' with?

[kaytya]

I wish... large club that I do not regular though...

[revelininsanity]

Need some help? I don't have stiletto heels, but I do have a cleaver.

[kaytya]

Aw... thank you... Wish we could round up all the fuck heads that do this to women and go crazy beating them with cleavers and such :)

[revelininsanity]

It wouldn't solve the problem. Unfortunately society needs a complete and total make-over, but wouldn't it be GLORIOUSLY cathartic?

[scarybaldguy]

Keep your cleaver. I've got boxcutters, vise grips, and a Big Damn Blowtorch.

[scarybaldguy]

HOLY SHIT WHAT

[shazza59]

Cut some hanging parts off while you're at it. Beating him is not enough!
Are you okay?

[kaytya]

I'm fine.. I had good friends that took care of me.
Just mostly royally pissed off.

[floopyboo]

You know those spam emails you just delete...

[kaytya]

Maybe its a buy one, get one free deal?