Driving Rage Haiku
this may be a surprise
you bastards with halogen headlamps
your headlights have two settings
message to tourists:
storrow drive is not a slalom course
please to go home now
hey, guy on my bumper!
getting closer won't make me faster
or your penis longer
I apologize for any distress in syllables - it's hard to count syllables and not get hit by maniacs at the same time. (Note: I just composed them, out loud, in the car. Typing was done later, at home, at a desk. I have no smartphone and wouldn't be that person if I did.)
you bastards with halogen headlamps
your headlights have two settings
message to tourists:
storrow drive is not a slalom course
please to go home now
hey, guy on my bumper!
getting closer won't make me faster
or your penis longer
I apologize for any distress in syllables - it's hard to count syllables and not get hit by maniacs at the same time. (Note: I just composed them, out loud, in the car. Typing was done later, at home, at a desk. I have no smartphone and wouldn't be that person if I did.)